Thursday, December 29, 2005

where's my ruler, I need to measure that thing

A girlfriend and I were talking the other day and penis size was brought up. She and I both agreed that anything over 8.5 inches was too big.
I tend to be more on the shallow side so I can't handle anything much bigger. I may think I can. I may try to. I will be willing and think I am able, but the next day I will still be feeling it and well, not so much fun. I don't like to feel like I just gave birth after only having sex.
I have been with a man who was (I swear to God) maybe four inches, hard. (that would be long and I think he was maybe an inch around) I felt like I was being tickled, but not much else. I have tried to be with someone who was well over 12 inches. (I walked funny for a few days afterward. Oh, the pain. I swear he was 8 inches soft. It was a short lived relationship. I just couldn't do it.)I have been with men who were 6 inches, and it was great, awesome and amazing. It's all about technique, confidence, creativity in the bedroom (or wherever you might be)

The vagina only has feeling up to 4 inches, therefore 12 inches coming at me that is the size of a family can of soup
first: is going to scare me. I really have no desire to have a ruler inside me.
second: I'm only going to feel 4 inches of it, so who cares about the other 8. (ok, but if you're only 4 inches, well.....)
third: I won't know what to do with it. My thought process will pretty much be, yeah, where do you think your going with that thing? (See the aformentioned and also see gag reflex coming on. I love giving head, but seriously I can only deep throat so much. If your girth is the size of the aformentioned family can of soup I am going to cut you with my teeth. I can only dislodge my jaw so far. Anal sex? No way in hell. No way. Forget about it. Don't even mention it or bring it up. More than 8 inches in my ass? A family can of soup in my ass? Yeah, I'm going to laugh and laugh and laugh, no fucking way.) (I'm laughing right now. Now fucking way.)
For me, 8 inches is plenty. Anymore than that I'm going to have to think seriously about. Girth is important. I prefer girth over length any day. I think most women prefer girth over length.

When I was on the adult websites and the men would show pictures of their dicks with a ruler and their screen name would be something like, "10-inch Curt" and they had a Pringles can next to their dick, yeah I'm gonna have to pass. First, he is going to think he is a porn star and second, as he thinks he is a porn star, therefore a stud, I will be the board and he will be the nail pounding into me. (I'm getting sore just thinkning about it)

So, size does matter, but honestly I think for most women they are not size queens and they will say, 7-8.5 inches is plenty.(plenty.)How hard you get and how wet I get, now that absolutely matters. But, that's for another day.

84 comments:

Ho-Me-G said...

Garsh, girlfriend, I think you scared all the men away with this post, eh?

I think all of us have some physical characteristic that we particularly like. The body is malleable, after all, if a desired attribute is missing from a partner. You into boobs? They can be amended. Like a fit body? Hit the gym. Great kissing? It can be taught. But penis size... ah, Mr. Happy is who he is and he ain't gonna change. Skin color is that way too... some chicks dig blacks. Can't change that.

The weird thing about sex, if it's monogamous, is that you only get what you need from that one person. So if size matters, then it matters, no matter how cool the guy is otherwise. In my experience, for most women, it's the size of the passion and heat between two people that matters. But if it does matter, then it's good to have that on the table early on.

Personally, when I'm in a relationship, I get off on knowing that her vagina is the one place on earth that no other man gets to go. Mine. Given to me freely. Hoo-ah.

Every guy wants that same feedback from a woman. "I love your dick. It's mine," she coos. Golden words if she walks that talk. Then if he had any complex about his manhood, that goes away completely. His woman loves his dick! That's all that matters.

Allen Forbis said...

I'm not scared. Just glad to know that 5 inches is enough.

Jay said...

homeyg: If any men are scared off by this post, they're ignorant and deserve to be scared off!

Any man educated sexually KNOWS that size doesn't matter that much! Girth is definitely a good thing. But if you know what you're doing and, more importantly, know WHO you're doing, size becomes even less important.

I find it ever so amusing when I hear a woman say something like," It takes twelve inches to please me!" First off, bullshit! When a woman says this to you, she's basically saying to you," Go away. You're not my type." But is too immature to just say Go away. You're not my type! The last time I heard this said to me was at a college bar here in Madison. My response to her was, "Wow! I'm sorry to hear that. Being that the average man's penis is only 5 3/4 inches, your love life must suck!"


I wish I had a camera.

Kilt Trip said...

I was always quite content with my size, until I watched my first porn. then I thought maye I was kind of on the short side.

Then I lived with a man whose penis was a good solid 13.5 inches. I swear...I walked in on his girlfriend giving him head once and never wanted to let my penis see the light of day again.

Then I read the statistics, and I felt okay about myself again. And I can honestly say that sex is the one area of my life I feel like an overachiever in.

But I agree...even seeing something that massive was traumatic. I can't imagine someon sticking that godawful trouser snake in me...Sorry ofr all you girls who have to go through that.

AeroAangel said...

Size does matter somewhat...but more important to me is the "overall" impression from the sex.

I've been with guys who were only 4 inches and it was fabulous and also with a guy who was like 13 and, even for somebody who likes pain, was really wanting it to stop (it hurt), and if it hadn't been for the fact that I'd wanted him for so long, I might have told him to stop.

Honestly, I just don't like it to be "weird" looking...misshapen, crooked, or for some reason a funny color...these are the ones that I look at and say "you wanna put that where?" well...about that...humm...no!

Seems like the guys who are shorter have at least come up with ways of "over-coming" the short coming (ha), but guys who are huge have this false sense of confidence...convincing themselves that just because they are large that they are also good at sex.

Not necessarily the case.

wavslidn said...

I think I saw my first porn before my first sexual experience and so I thought I had the short end of the stick (it had a John Holmes sized guy in it). I realized after a my first couple hookups and not hearing any complaints that I must be ok. I do think that if I had a chic say "is that all?" I would be devestated, but fortunately I have never heard that. I feel quite confident that I pleased every woman that I have been with so I am comfortable with what I have.

As for measuring, I dont know how you would accurately do that. I know I have been different sizes (within several inches and various girths) many different times based on the setting and all, but mainly on the girl. If she is giving oral but it is not that good, then by no means will I be as large as if she really knows what she is doing and she is enjoying it. The same goes for the sex - if she is just laying there then the sex is going to be boring and I am going to have to close my eyes and imagine I am having a good time just to stay hard. I think that is why real passionate sex is usually so great - both people are totally into it and that really does make the sex that much better.

As for the chics that say it takes 12 inches to get them off, I have to say I have never met one. I am sure they are out there in that there are many different types of people, but I don't want to be with a chic that is used to 12+ inches. I have never had the desire to bang the Grand Canyon and a chic that may have born quite larger than average just holds no interest for me sexually. She might be a terrific person and all, but damn, she has got to be pretty damn big!

This brings me to something I have always wondered about. It is kinda funny when you think about how guys always talk about huge they are - would it be as funny if chics did it? "My pussy is so big I can use it for a microwave." Hmmm - I don't think that would turn too many people on. I guess my question is this, when a girl hears a group of guys talking about their 3rd leg or that they are a human tripod, does that ever get you turned on? Just asking so we can tell other guys if they should keep it up or shut up.

eleKtrofly said...

i have been asked to stop because it hurts... several times. i'm not saying i wish it was smaller, because it's fun being well-hung in the locker room (ha ha) butguys should stop wishing for a bigger dick and be happy with what you have.

Party Girl said...

the truth of the matter is, we all have something we wish was different. Stop worring about something you can't change and be happy

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