It escalated when he became the ultimate boy next door as the hapless, Marty McFly, not once, but three times.
When he became the, "Teen Wolf" it was too much. (I had a life-size cardboard cutout of him as the Teen Wolf.)
He was Stuart Little, a loveable and adorable orphaned white mouse.
He was postered in the loveliest way all over my room.
Ah, sweet, sweet love......


See, deep down you crave the conservative, boy next door - you need me.
ReplyDeletedeep down you would be correct. I totally go for the boy next door. The goofy, all-American, girl's guy who is your brother's best friend, great sense of humor, boy next door. Absolutely my type of man.
ReplyDeleteSo the "shaking like he's constanly masturbating" Michael J Fox isn't hot???
ReplyDeleteGo figure.
huh, I feel oddly shallow for failing to mention that Michael. Please, forgive me Michael, Please forgive me.
ReplyDeleteoh yes, the fox......always the fox.
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