Thursday, February 16, 2006

sexcapade: embarrassing moments

I fell asleep once while giving a blowjob.

Swear to God.

No, I'm really not kidding.

In my defense, I was really, really drunk. (Shocking)

and it was 10 years ago. (I can't believe I can refer to things in terms of decades)

I think the rhythmic motion of going up and down was just enough of a rocking motion to put me to sleep.

I heard this voice coming from above, when I realized it was my boyfriend and not God asking me, "You didn't fall asleep did you?"

Me, still with cock in my mouth, said, slightly muffled, "No, no" and I went right back to work.

Needless to say he stopped me.

That's me. Always dedicated to my man. Not rain, nor snow, nor sleet or dead of night, let alone being drunker than drunk will stop me from having sex with my man.

So, I told you mine, now fess up. What's one of your most embarrassing sexcapade stories? (Oh, c'mon tell me)(C'mon)(You know you want to)

13 comments:

MrHinge said...

I feel asleep right in the middle of banging a chick once. Funny thing though, I'm not embarrassed at all about it.

Party Girl said...

I bet she felt hot.

For me it's more the fact that the cock was still in my mouth than the fact that I actually fell asleep.

Kilt Trip said...

Oh man, this reminds me of that whole "Chasing Amy" scene where they're in the bar comparing war stories. Yeah, I've got a couple. My fav? Going for a wild ride, having my bedframe collapse, and falling into the dresser and chipping a tooth as a result.

HST said...

OK wow, I don't have any injury stories and I don't know about embarassing for me............but I was with a guy once who was AWFUL and then when we were finished with this terrible sex....he gave me a high five. Yeah......that's the best I got.

Party Girl said...

Rob: I thought of that actually as I was writing it. Don't worry, I have many other war stories.

Sex therapist: a high five? Did you return it, or leave him hangin? I can totally see the, yeah, that was great, with a look of total, what the hell? On your face.

wavslidn said...

Ok, here is mine. After a busy night of heavy drinking back in college, I swung by to see the girl I was dating. All I can remember is being on her bed up on my knees as she was on all 4's giving me her usual A+ blowjob. Right as I was about to unload, I passed out and fell back onto her bed. As I came to, I opened my eyes to see her at the foot of the bed with a Q-tip cleaning out her ear as there was a fresh "trail" from her cheek all the way into her ear. I began laughing my ass off and passed out again. It was funny as hell - at least from my point of view!

Intense said...

This is a gross embarrassing moment. We (my Bf and I) came back to my dorm room after a long night of heavy boozing. We smoked a few cigarettes and got into bed and fucked. And I mean fucked hard. Well we didn't notice that I had gotten my period and left the ashtray in bed. So when we woke up, we were covered in ashes and blood. It was so fucking sick and I was very very embarrassed.

Party Girl said...

waves: a little spermawax. I wonder if the sperm were like, huh, were's the magical egg? I see brain, but no egg.
...yeah, I could really go somewhere with that..gonna leave it alone. stepping away from more comments

intense: ah, the period. Joys of womenhood

eleKtrofly said...

HAHAHA

eleKtrofly said...

i once broke a futon in a wild threeway...

Party Girl said...

elektrofly: exellent!

Anonymous said...

I once farted while my boyfriend was fucking me doggy style

puerileuwaite said...

Still weaving my way through your old posts, PG...

And COMMENTING on them, even. What a nerd I am.

I once fell asleep with her on top ... and she stayed on for the ride until she finished! How cool was that?

Also, I had a similar experience to Intimate's one. I dubbed it the "Mount St. Helens".

High fives all around!