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Simply put, it's just my daily world that I'm trying to sort out the only way I know how, through words.
Wednesday, March 29, 2006
just sayin
I think blogging and masturbation are the two biggest forms of narcissism.
But when you masturbate aren't you thinking about other people? Sure you're getting yourself off, but you're not thinking about you getting yourself off. You're thinking about a big throbbing cock... or sloppy wet cunt, depending on your tastes.
I think blogging is a lot like wearing tight clothing -- I want people to look at and appreciate my bulge. You want people to appreciate your cleavage. It's almost the literary equivilent.
I normally think about a thick, throbbing cock entering my sloppy wet, cunt actually. Or maybe just sucking on a big, thick, throbbing cock. I need a cold shower.
But when you masturbate aren't you thinking about other people? Sure you're getting yourself off, but you're not thinking about you getting yourself off. You're thinking about a big throbbing cock... or sloppy wet cunt, depending on your tastes.
ReplyDeleteI think blogging is a lot like wearing tight clothing -- I want people to look at and appreciate my bulge. You want people to appreciate your cleavage. It's almost the literary equivilent.
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ReplyDeletebut that's what we want to read about - you, you, you!
ReplyDeleteI normally think about a thick, throbbing cock entering my sloppy wet, cunt actually. Or maybe just sucking on a big, thick, throbbing cock. I need a cold shower.
ReplyDeleteWill: mmmm, good question
ReplyDeleteShawn: ah, *blushes* I can always do that!
Camilla: well that got a nice little throb out of me. Very well done.
Sorry, I have been naughty all day. I just need to go to the ladies room and masterbate!
ReplyDeleteCamilla: I say go for it. Sometimes a girl has to do what a girl has to do.
ReplyDeleteI've been known to a few times.