conversation

Billy and I

Billy: I think I've gained three pounds.

PG: I'm sure you haven't.

Billy: You're just saying that to be nice. You don't really mean it.

PG: Um, yeah. I'm sorry, do you not know the nature of our friendship? Do you need a gay and Fag Hag training refresher course?
Okay, here's a crash lesson: We lie to make the other person feel better. Got it?