tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19374727.post7233590420191365280..comments2023-12-21T04:25:11.724-06:00Comments on party girl's new world: the two words I am longing to hearParty Girlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03803387514872401131noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19374727.post-69112564486501077892008-01-24T12:08:00.000-06:002008-01-24T12:08:00.000-06:00Ooh, I got here late, but I'd have gone with eithe...Ooh, I got here late, but I'd have gone with either A or B to make sure there's no mistaking your intent, and then if I were you I'd start dating Pug, if only so the rest of us can read the results of each conversation.limpy99https://www.blogger.com/profile/06975672608204212282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19374727.post-9803574153538358712008-01-23T11:27:00.000-06:002008-01-23T11:27:00.000-06:00ptg: it's exhausting and many times not worth the ...ptg: it's exhausting and many times not worth the make-up.<BR/>Be glad you have hubs.<BR/><BR/>Amit: I thought that just went without saying. <BR/>What, you must be new here: yes, of course, that was the case.<BR/>Thanks for stopping by. Stop by often.<BR/><BR/>p: Excellent point on the herpes. <BR/>Now, if all of those who have herpes got together with all the men who have an ED problem, well....Party Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03803387514872401131noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19374727.post-71000276340609835562008-01-23T06:53:00.000-06:002008-01-23T06:53:00.000-06:00Then you would LOVE dating Yours Truly! You see, I...Then you would LOVE dating Yours Truly! You see, I have a nervous tic along with Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder.<BR/><BR/>Couple in the adrenaline of being with someone as hot as yourself, and I am a wreck!<BR/><BR/>And so you could look forward to me incessantly blurting out "And you?" after almost every statement.<BR/><BR/>Here are some examples:<BR/><BR/>I need to go to the restroom. And you?<BR/><BR/>I'm allergic to shellfish. And you?<BR/><BR/>I think that making love to Rosie O'Donnell would be creepily similar to making love to Ralph Kramden from "The Honeymooners". And you?<BR/><BR/>I forget my wallet. And you?<BR/><BR/>I often have the uncontrollable urge to veer my car into oncoming lanes of traffic. And you?<BR/><BR/>I often wonder why those couples in the Valtrex commercials don't wife-swap so that each couple is either Herpes-free or not. And you?<BR/><BR/>I had a wonderful time and I'll call you. And you?puerileuwaitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16721399673017380093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19374727.post-8061512262326153812008-01-23T05:12:00.000-06:002008-01-23T05:12:00.000-06:00Were you wearing any cleavage-revealing clothing? ...Were you wearing any cleavage-revealing clothing? Or maybe he was mesmerized by your beauty. That way, at least there could be an explanation for his cluelessness.Amithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08075038336828726670noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19374727.post-34049406747913436712008-01-22T20:20:00.000-06:002008-01-22T20:20:00.000-06:00I like option A - the no chemistry. No need to go ...I like option A - the no chemistry. No need to go into the fact that he SUCKS at dating.<BR/><BR/>I must admit, while I occasionally miss the opportunity to whoop it up and go out with my girlfriends (and guyfriends, for that matter) - I don't always miss dating. And dealing with idiots.<BR/><BR/>And you? or What about you? are essential to learning about someone, I admit.ptghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10276768752791796870noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19374727.post-37827253185827098182008-01-22T18:00:00.000-06:002008-01-22T18:00:00.000-06:00Point very well taken :)No third date sounds good....Point very well taken :)<BR/><BR/>No third date sounds good.Appletinihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02706942630505602610noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19374727.post-79766132056416178812008-01-22T14:45:00.000-06:002008-01-22T14:45:00.000-06:00Jay: And since I have opinions on all the above, w...Jay: And since I have opinions on all the above, well, my tit for tat (if you will) point-of-view would be given on those subjects and a few others...just to make the conversation interesting.<BR/><BR/>Limpy: I know, right?<BR/>Well, after asking him (a few) (several) times why he doesn't drink and if he cares that I do, he stated he did not drink because he would be good at it. i.e. alcoholism runs in the family.<BR/><BR/>I told him, as I am from German decent, alcoholism is what I call lunch and I believe in doing things I am good at, repeatedly.<BR/><BR/>He said, as long as I don't drink to get drunk there wouldn't be a problem.<BR/>I told him I don't do that. <BR/>Or as I like to call it, I lied.<BR/><BR/>I don't think he is an asshole, I just think he is a guy without a clue. Or as I call them, what have been my dates lately.<BR/><BR/>**Also, I hadn't heard from him, so I thought the coast was clear and he picked up on the fact that I left the restuarant on Saturday without much of a thanks or see ya later, have a nice life, or any advance that I wanted to see him again. Whew! Saved!<BR/>Alas, two communications today. Crap-o-la.<BR/>I am so bad at this part.<BR/>I know, I know, just be honest. Please, when was that ever a good idea? Plus, I don't want to hurt his feelings, which, I know, why should I care, right? Well, because I am a Party Girl with a heart. No, it's true. It's located betwee my boobs. Or under one boob, I forget. Anyway, ech, <BR/>Okay, you choose:<BR/>A) I don't feel any chemistry between us.<BR/><BR/>B) You're a really bad conversationalist. (Which, ironically he has told me how much he has enjoyed our (his) conversations.)<BR/><BR/>C) The oldie but goodie: it's not you, it's me.<BR/><BR/>D) School, life is taking up too much of my time. (Also known as a deeper expansion of "C")<BR/><BR/>E) Thanks for the free dinner, have a nice life?<BR/><BR/>Thanks, you're the most bestest.Party Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03803387514872401131noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19374727.post-31299634156850273492008-01-22T12:11:00.000-06:002008-01-22T12:11:00.000-06:00While you make many valid points here, I'm still p...While you make many valid points here, I'm still puzzled over how someone with the nom de plume, (that's French for "asshole"), "Guy Who Does Not Drink" got a first date, let alone a second one.<BR/><BR/>I await your answer.limpy99https://www.blogger.com/profile/06975672608204212282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19374727.post-6496905925899791862008-01-22T00:56:00.000-06:002008-01-22T00:56:00.000-06:00If you were going out on dates with me,(wink-wink ...If you were going out on dates with <B>me</B>,(wink-wink nudge-nudge,) this wouldn't be happening to you.<BR/><BR/>Besides, most of my conversations while out and about inevitably sink down to discussions about sex, BDSM, anal-fisting, etc., and I would <B>always</B> want your point-of-view! ;-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19374727.post-78583015747641586982008-01-21T21:17:00.000-06:002008-01-21T21:17:00.000-06:00Brody: Oh, why, thank you.OMC: Wait, I have to eat...Brody: Oh, why, thank you.<BR/><BR/>OMC: Wait, I have to eat you and me too? Gesh, talk about making a girl work.<BR/>Not to mention the talent and bendability of the girl.<BR/><BR/>Airam: Note to self: stop dating self-absorded men.<BR/><BR/>Bre: which is why they are called men and not guys or boys.<BR/>I learned this a few years ago: no more dating guys, time to start dating men.<BR/>Sadly, they are hard to find because some lucky lady (who hopefully appreciates what she has) already has him.<BR/>Or in my case, was too stupid to realize what they had at the time.Party Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03803387514872401131noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19374727.post-9818727702989148782008-01-21T21:07:00.000-06:002008-01-21T21:07:00.000-06:00The best men are the men who really, you know, car...The best men are the men who really, you know, care about folks other than themselves.Brehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02718080604008513653noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19374727.post-91722444540123428012008-01-21T20:01:00.000-06:002008-01-21T20:01:00.000-06:00There is nothing wrong with thinking this. Some p...There is nothing wrong with thinking this. Some people need to get their head from out of their ass and realize there are people around them and though they may think so, they are not the only being left on this earth.Airamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06193964394693579433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19374727.post-14370395087923301422008-01-21T18:55:00.000-06:002008-01-21T18:55:00.000-06:00Eat me. And you.Eat me. And you.Old Man Crowderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12794750482819069577noreply@blogger.com