This is me. A blog about my daily life and slices-of-life. It's honest, it's funny, it's sad, it's witty, it's sarcastic, sometimes it's soapbox-ish, it sometimes rambles, sometimes it's artsy, sometimes it's dorky but, it is always honest and always me. (Which ever "me" decides to show up on that particular day.)
Simply put, it's just my daily world that I'm trying to sort out the only way I know how, through words.
Friday, December 02, 2005
cheesy pick up line
Do you like math?
yes.
Well, let's add me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and mulitply.
Rob V: ah man, Rabbit stole my idea! I was gonna have a cheesy line of the week. Ah well, there goes originality! I think Ill still do it.
uthink1: yeah, I don't get it either. I once told a guy to just go up and talk to a girl, no lines. Just say, hey how's it going? blah, blah. He told me that even that is a line. I sadly realized he was right.
Kuflax: you're right. It is direct. However, a tad crude. I am a shoe lover though so maybe it might work. Doubtful, but maybe.
Nice shoes.
ReplyDeleteWanna fuck?
(simple, and to the point. One of my favs, although I can't say I've ever had the courage to use it. Atleast not that I can remember)
Rob V: ah man, Rabbit stole my idea! I was gonna have a cheesy line of the week. Ah well, there goes originality! I think Ill still do it.
ReplyDeleteuthink1: yeah, I don't get it either. I once told a guy to just go up and talk to a girl, no lines. Just say, hey how's it going? blah, blah. He told me that even that is a line. I sadly realized he was right.
Kuflax: you're right. It is direct. However, a tad crude. I am a shoe lover though so maybe it might work. Doubtful, but maybe.
"Girl, why don't you lose that chicken dinna and git yo self a winna?!"
ReplyDeleteWith lines like that, you can never go wrong. Thank you Fresh Prince.
uthink1: I have over 100 pairs of shoes. All still in their boxes and labeled. How bad are you?
ReplyDeleteuthink1: I have over 100 pairs of shoes. All still in their boxes and labeled. How bad are you?
ReplyDeleteGirls always find a way to come full circle to the important issues.
ReplyDeleteJust don't date any guys named Woogie
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