Wednesday, May 24, 2006

factoid of the day: Greek dildos

In ancient Greece, dildos were in such short supply that women were forced to share one another's.


* knock, knock* Hi, Konstantina, are you using your dildo right now? Demetrios, is off at war again and I could really use some 'me time.'
No? You're not using it right now. Oh, good. Can I borrow it for awhile? Thanks, you're the bestest!
(Now, that's love. Just sayin')

6 comments:

  1. Shame they didn't have batteries in ancient Greece.

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  2. I think, "You are using it right now? Is it the double ended one? It is? Mind if I come in for a few minutes?" would've made for a better story. The 'me time' comment was great though.

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  3. Mikey: can you image!?!?!

    Phollower: I like your's, it's good.
    I am a big believer in, 'me time.'

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  4. Anonymous11:25 PM CST

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