In ancient Greece, dildos were in such short supply that women were forced to share one another's.
* knock, knock* Hi, Konstantina, are you using your dildo right now? Demetrios, is off at war again and I could really use some 'me time.'
No? You're not using it right now. Oh, good. Can I borrow it for awhile? Thanks, you're the bestest!
(Now, that's love. Just sayin')
Shame they didn't have batteries in ancient Greece.
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I am a big believer in, 'me time.'
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