This is me. A blog about my daily life and slices-of-life. It's honest, it's funny, it's sad, it's witty, it's sarcastic, sometimes it's soapbox-ish, it sometimes rambles, sometimes it's artsy, sometimes it's dorky but, it is always honest and always me. (Which ever "me" decides to show up on that particular day.)
Simply put, it's just my daily world that I'm trying to sort out the only way I know how, through words.
Friday, June 30, 2006
just askin'
How does a blind person know when they've finished wiping?
I would think that they only shit in the morning (or night), right before they shower. That way they just shove the soap-scrubby thing in there and viola! Zest-fully clean!
one of the great mysteries of life, for sure...
ReplyDeleteFeel.
ReplyDeleteHow do the rest of us know? Use a mirror?
ReplyDelete(many apologies for the visuals)
Same as I do. The bannister no longer feels slippery.
ReplyDeleteYou know, I've often wondered about that. Think about the possible answers...or not.
ReplyDeleteGood answers one and all. I am leaning towards, seeing-eye dog.
ReplyDeleteThink about it.
Ah, man! I was totally going to say something about a seeing eye dog.
ReplyDeleteI snooze, I lose. :-/
GG, with my clean hands I would carry you.
ReplyDeleteI so hope there's no sniff test.
ReplyDeleteJOe: You gotta be fast and keep on your toes. Or fin.
ReplyDeletePer: Thank, God!
Dirty Bunny: All I can think of is that joke about the bear asks the bunny if shit sticks to his fur....
I would think that they only shit in the morning (or night), right before they shower. That way they just shove the soap-scrubby thing in there and viola! Zest-fully clean!
ReplyDeleteJeff: Seriously, you just made my ass burn with that.
ReplyDeleteGood strategy.
ReplyDeleteSoap on a rope (which, let's face it, they probably use anyway) is the way to go. The Australian Flossing Technique (down under).
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