How, oh how, did I let one week of October go by without one joke of the day? How I ask you?!!?!?
Okay, with it being October and the grand month of Halloween and all I will be doing a joke of the day.
Now, what you should know about the jokes I like and the ones I tell are, they're bad. Really bad. Not bad dirty, not can't repeat around your parents bad, or children under 15 years of age, or certain co-workers bad, no, they're just cringe, hang your head and laugh in spite of yourself make it stop, make it stop, kind of bad.
I like my jokes to be short and sweet. I also like to incorporate them into everyday conversation if I can that way I can hit you with the badness when your head is not in the game.
Okay, so, here is the first one:
What do you call a boom-a-rang that doesn't come back?
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....... a stick!
...Yeah, I know, but I bet you by the end of the month you'll have repeated at least one.
Or, that you laugh in spite of yourself.
....You love me. Admit it, you can't help yourself.
Looks like I got the short end of that stick.
ReplyDeleteBut you're right. I can't help myself.
ReplyDeleteHumor is a good thing - have a great week!!!
ReplyDeleteOf course we love you..
ReplyDeletejust not for your sparkling sense of humor, I for one love you for witty way of scrunching your nose...
well that is what I see when I read your blog...
Damn time for my meds again.
My stick always comes back for more.
ReplyDeletein honor of halloween...
ReplyDeleteWhy don't witches wear underwear?
because they have to grip the broom somehow!
HAHAAAHAHAHAA!! Bre, that's awesome!
ReplyDeletePG: You've gone from Mother Teresa to the origins of the orgasm. And now you're attempting 4th grade comedy sketches?
You've got quite a range, I must say!
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ReplyDeleteI got yer stick RIGHT HERE!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThat's all I got. :)
LOL. That's a good joke. Really, not just because I love you :)
ReplyDeleteDo you know the best thing about a blow job? 10 minutes of peace and quiet! :) har dee har har
ReplyDeleteP: I know, I'm just like you, so adoreable!
ReplyDeleteYeah: Happydale, baby, that's where I'd be without the laughs and without the humor.
GG: I know, it's like bad porn. sometimes you've just got to listen to the dialoug.
terry: I am big on the facial expressions. Goes great with the 109 MPH rate of speech.
angry: of course you do. I'm also irresistible.
Bre: Oooooohhhhh, that's going in the arsenal..I mean..
OMC: I know, my brain is simply dee-lish! I'm telling you I'm a catch. Simply a catch. I just need to be caught.
Jay: I'll be right over.
Twisted: Ah, stop! I'm blushin'
Trapped: oooohh, that's bad. (Not in a good way.)
Technically, it's called a kylie.
ReplyDeleteReally.