Thursday, December 15, 2005

well, that's just sad

A friend of mine told me now that she is married she no longer gives blow jobs. I thought, "really? well, that's just sad."
Not to mention false advertising. I don't know maybe she is bad at it and he's thankful she won't do it. Maybe she uses teeth (like, what the fuck is that about? I mean jesus, nothing like taking a razor to flesh.)

...and I don't wanna stop giving blow jobs. There one of my favorite things.

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  1. You're the bestest!

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  2. Cough cough... Excuse me... I think you dropped this, might this be yours?.......

    **(takes hand from behind back to show a huge diamond ring)**

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  3. you guys, stop. You're making me blush

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  4. I second the motion. Well...sort of...I love going down on a woman. Absolutley nothing better than spending some quality time teasing and coaxing orgasms out of a willing partner with my tongue and lips.

    *Sigh* And here I am at work for the next 4 hours.

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