A friend of mine told me now that she is married she no longer gives blow jobs. I thought, "really? well, that's just sad."
Not to mention false advertising. I don't know maybe she is bad at it and he's thankful she won't do it. Maybe she uses teeth (like, what the fuck is that about? I mean jesus, nothing like taking a razor to flesh.)
...and I don't wanna stop giving blow jobs. There one of my favorite things.
You're the bestest!
ReplyDeleteCough cough... Excuse me... I think you dropped this, might this be yours?.......
ReplyDelete**(takes hand from behind back to show a huge diamond ring)**
you guys, stop. You're making me blush
ReplyDeleteI second the motion. Well...sort of...I love going down on a woman. Absolutley nothing better than spending some quality time teasing and coaxing orgasms out of a willing partner with my tongue and lips.
ReplyDelete*Sigh* And here I am at work for the next 4 hours.