This is me. A blog about my daily life and slices-of-life. It's honest, it's funny, it's sad, it's witty, it's sarcastic, sometimes it's soapbox-ish, it sometimes rambles, sometimes it's artsy, sometimes it's dorky but, it is always honest and always me. (Which ever "me" decides to show up on that particular day.)
Simply put, it's just my daily world that I'm trying to sort out the only way I know how, through words.
Thursday, October 26, 2006
crack dealers and prostitutes
What's the difference between a crack dealer and a prostitute?
....A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
(OH! Thank you. Thank you very much. I'll be here all week.)
We've had Johnny Cash, a Johnny Paycheck, I'm thinking of moving to Nashville as country singer "Johnny Credit Card" (do you think audiences will accept me or will I be declined?)
What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz?
ReplyDeleteOne's a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker.
We've had Johnny Cash, a Johnny Paycheck, I'm thinking of moving to Nashville as country singer "Johnny Credit Card" (do you think audiences will accept me or will I be declined?)
ReplyDeleteHA - did I just smell crack?!