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Simply put, it's just my daily world that I'm trying to sort out the only way I know how, through words.
Tuesday, October 24, 2006
that's gonna leave a mark
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
...because she had no arms.
(I've heard it once and told it four times today and each time I've laughed so hard I almost pee'd myself.) (almost)
Today is the day of the disabled. Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend just as I have done. You hang in there sunshine, your fucking special!
This reminds me of the old joke: "A man walked into a bar... Ouch".
I'm ashamed to say it took me two years before I got it. Every time I heard the joke, I didn't get it. Then one day it hit me... like walking into a bar as it turns out.
I just got this text message on my cell!
ReplyDeleteToday is the day of the disabled. Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend just as I have done. You hang in there sunshine, your fucking special!
HA! Let's see that Pug beat that one!
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ReplyDeleteBTW - I have a family member who is mentally challenged - so please do not take this the wrong way :)
ReplyDeleteI took great offense to this joke. Just because a girl has no arms shouldn't make a difference! I would STILL invite her to swing.
ReplyDeleteThe day is mine, Baron!
"The day is mine, Baron!"
ReplyDeleteI get the impression that you've waited a looooong time to use such a statement and have it be relevant.
Just sayin'. ;P
As for you, Ms. PG, if you ARE trying to cause me pain, I would prefer a paddle or a crop, thank you! :)
I heard the joke like this:
ReplyDeleteWhy did the baby fall off the swing?
Because it was dead.
I loves me a good dead baby joke.
What's better than moving a pile of dead babies with a pitchfork?
Using a snow blower.
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
ReplyDeleteIt was stapled to the chicken.
Baron: Well, holy hell! Thanks for the FYI. I had no idea!
ReplyDeleteP: Eh, get over yourself, Pug.
GG: I know! I thought it was Hee-larious!
Jay: Tell Mistress Party Girl, please.
Ph: OKay, that one's going in the long-term.
Limpy: that one's going to be told today.
How do you make a dead baby float?
ReplyDeleteTwo scoops of ice cream and a dead baby.
This reminds me of the old joke: "A man walked into a bar... Ouch".
ReplyDeleteI'm ashamed to say it took me two years before I got it. Every time I heard the joke, I didn't get it. Then one day it hit me... like walking into a bar as it turns out.
I have no idea why I'm admitting this.
Ph: I'm ashamed to admit I laughed at that one.
ReplyDeleteOkay, I lied.
I'm not ashamed.
Nick: ah, the power of boobs. They;ll get a guy to admit to anything.
Pfft! HAHAHAHA! I am SO telling that one, today.
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