This is me. A blog about my daily life and slices-of-life. It's honest, it's funny, it's sad, it's witty, it's sarcastic, sometimes it's soapbox-ish, it sometimes rambles, sometimes it's artsy, sometimes it's dorky but, it is always honest and always me. (Which ever "me" decides to show up on that particular day.)
Simply put, it's just my daily world that I'm trying to sort out the only way I know how, through words.
Tuesday, April 17, 2007
So, you say it's your birthday...
Well, what do you know, it's my birthday, too!
I'm a whopping 33! Big, big things, and good, good, great fabulous things are going to be coming my way this year. I just know it!
He said he was speaking in terms of joint pains and aches and such.
No. Well, my hands aren't as limber as they once were. That is either from too much computer time and typing or too much masturbating. It's definitely one or the other.
I was going to say "Happy Birthday" and offer to buy you a metaphorical drink, but now I'm thinking about hot chicks masturbating at computers and I'm going to get myself a few drinks.
It took me 5 minutes just to get to Limpy's comment since I had to read PG's a few times. I'd get almost to the end and then get all confused and flustered. In a good way.
Have a great birthday Party Girl. Don't spend too much time "typing" in celebration.
Gmail is being odd and won't let me email you - here are your questions!
1. Would you rather be a superhero or a super villain? Why? 2. What is the one product you would be lost without? 3. If you could live in a different era, what era would you choose? 4. What's the best pick-up line you have ever heard? 5. Would you rather find a sweet, sensitive, stable man or a wild, passionate one to grow old with?
P.S. And I still am against this movement to make this a respectable blog sans the nekkidness. You were so much cooler when you were a dirty hizzee. Now you're just a hizzee. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Billy asked me if I feel old.
ReplyDeleteI said, no.
He said he was speaking in terms of joint pains and aches and such.
No. Well, my hands aren't as limber as they once were. That is either from too much computer time and typing or too much masturbating.
It's definitely one or the other.
I was going to say "Happy Birthday" and offer to buy you a metaphorical drink, but now I'm thinking about hot chicks masturbating at computers and I'm going to get myself a few drinks.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, Happy Birthday.
It took me 5 minutes just to get to Limpy's comment since I had to read PG's a few times. I'd get almost to the end and then get all confused and flustered. In a good way.
ReplyDeleteHave a great birthday Party Girl. Don't spend too much time "typing" in celebration.
You deserve it baby! Here's to a great year!
ReplyDeleteYay! Happy birthday!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday!
ReplyDeleteHAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
ReplyDeleteGmail is being odd and won't let me email you - here are your questions!
1. Would you rather be a superhero or a super villain? Why?
2. What is the one product you would be lost without?
3. If you could live in a different era, what era would you choose?
4. What's the best pick-up line you have ever heard?
5. Would you rather find a sweet, sensitive, stable man or a wild, passionate one to grow old with?
Don't forget to post the rules to the game! :)
You're almost old enough to hang with me. Lucky you.
ReplyDeleteHA!! You're actually older than me (by about 2.5 months).
ReplyDeleteHope you have/had a great day!
big, big things? Good, fabulous things???
ReplyDeleteAre you getting a boob job or something? If so, congratulations on your self-improvement. You'll be a much better woman b/c of them.
P.S. And I still am against this movement to make this a respectable blog sans the nekkidness. You were so much cooler when you were a dirty hizzee. Now you're just a hizzee. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
ReplyDeleteConsidering the year you have had so far...you sure do deserve big and better. I'm rooting for you! Happy Bday.
ReplyDeleteThanks, everyone!
ReplyDeleteOy, do I have a birthday tale for all of you on Friday. Oy.
VT: Deal.
Just what VT was looking for; some birthday tail.
ReplyDeleteOh, you said "tale".
Happy birthday!
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