Last night I had an econ test.
A very icky econ test.
During the test it was apparent I needed a calculator.
Into my purse I go to fish out the digital-do-dad to help me complete my task.
Finding my calculator I pull it from my purse and place it on the table in front of me. I look down and discover that along with my digital do-hickey I also managed to pull out a condom. (Non-used.)
Yep.
Always the safety girl.
Because everything is about economics when you come right down to it.
Even safe sex.
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You need lubrication? hmmmmmmm
Trapped: Not typically.
Not usually.
However, I find the slickery, the slosher, the sloppier the better.
Wouldn't you agree?
I had something in mind, but after that reply I can't think of anything at all.
I'm glad you clarified that it was unused.
So many people carry around used ones these days. It's ridiculous.
There is always too much of a good thing, PG. Slickery, slosher, sloppier means less friction. But what do women care? They just lie back and make us do all the work! ;)
Limpy: Yeah. I have that ability.
OMC: You know, I wasn't going to put that in part in there, but...I knew someone would put in their two-cents..so...
Trapped: Oh. I thought you were referring to oral. During sex, too much lube can be too much. Possibly. Less lube means there have been less orgasms on my part. Just sayin'.
Shweet.
yeah a used one would've made your econ test a whole lot sticky, slosher, and waaay sloppier. :)
Tom: Good to see you back and I knew you would approve.
GG: Ew. That would have really made the test that much ickier.
Ha! That's so awesome! I typically have condoms with me because I hand them out to students so often. When I was packing up to move my mom was helping me and she goggled at how many condoms she found in my coat pockets and purse pockets! :)
strictly speaking from a public health perspective..whether or not you're open to having sex or looking for sex or not interested in sex it's always a good idea to have a condom with you at ALL times. In fact I'm guilty of not having one in my purse right now. Damn shame.
Bre: When I was leaving for Greece my brother asked if I was going to have sex while I was there.
I told him I had the condoms, so hopefully.
Mom, paused and said: "You didn't pack any condoms."
"yes I did."
Pause.
"No you didn't. I was there. I packed your bag, there aren't any condoms in your suitcase."
"Yes there are and you are the one who packed them in my suitcase."
My mom not only put the condoms in my suitcase insuring I would have safe sex, she was oblivious to it.
Classic.]
HST: I'm like the boy scouts when it comes to my condoms: Always be prepared.
...or is that the Marines?
Either way, I'm always safe.
Hell. I wouldn't even know what sex without a condom feels like anymore it's been so long....ah, memories.
"Accidentally" dropping a condom out of your purse is an excellent way to score a few dates I bet. Of course I'd have been way too big of a chicken to ask but it's great advertising.
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