Conversation with someone in the office.
"I love it when you do that." He says with his eyes focused directly on my cleavage. I look down at my chest and discover I am showing everything but nip.
I immediately sit up straight in my office chair and laugh as I pull up my baby doll tank top. "I honestly had no idea I was doing that."
"You do that about three or four times a day. It's like they get to be too much for you and you just need to rest them on the desk."
"I'm not resting them on the desk. I'm thinking deep thoughts...and just being lazy all hunched over in my chair ."
"I never said I mind."
Today, same person, different conversation.
"I would just like to say how disappointed I am with your selection of tops today."
T-shirt, no cleve.
"I was going to wear a similar top as yesterday, and do the everything but nip bit again, but I decided I need to mix it up and keep it surprising."
"You just want to keep your adoring fans around you."
"Pretty much."
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If I did that in our office I'd be fired in seconds.
Are you guys hiring?
I'm so jealous. When I let my balls hang out, people always yell at me.
Limpy: Always. And I'm in charge of hiring and interviews. Just sayin'.
Last year we had a mandatory online sexual harassment thing we had to complete.
I told my co-worker I only missed one.
She asked, "...so are you guilty of sexual harrassment?"
"Uh-huh. Yep. I'm pretty much committing it every second of every day."
...one of the last reasons why I love my job. I can get away with committing it every second of every day.
Joe: That makes me think of this woman's husband who totally just let his blow in the wind for the whole world to see.
The whole world wanted to gouge their eyes out.
Well, OK, I'll send in a resume.
But only if Joe doesn't.
Ha! Last night I was at the bar and my shirt slipped so that you could see the edge of my bra (barely) holding a boob in. Some guy let me know and his friend smacked him good across the arm - I love it!
Way to take it in stride! Though reading joefish's comment I'd rather see nip any day than dangling balls. jeesh!
Why can't I ever get the pretty women to wear those everything-but-nip tops?
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