So, this duck walks into my office on Friday, I know what you're thinking, Pirates named Joe and now a duck randomly walking into my office, but truly, that is how random my job is. So, Steve, the duck, walks into my office and says, "Give me some chapstick, and put it on my bill."
I know, how odd. Who knew ducks, let alone those named Steve, like moist soft lips.
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haha ... that is so funny because in asia when we say you're a duck we mean that you are a gigolo as oppose to a chicken being a Prostitute.
Very funny
*attempting to stab self in eye with Chapstick*
:)
lol, I may beat my son at jokes tonight with this one!
What's even worse is seeing a duck with quacked lips (I hate myself for just writing that, BTW).
Oh great, I just got beat with this!
Duck: Please send up a condom.
Room Service: Certainly sir, do you want it put on your bill?
Duck: I'm not a pervert you know !
Do you ever have a dick walk into your office?
Curse you, Red Baron! You one-upped me with a better joke! The day belongs to you, my worthy adversary. But there shall be other dogfights on other blogs.
Wow, who knew the duck and his chapstick would be the big hit.
LOL - fights on Puggy!
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