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This is me. A blog about my daily life and slices-of-life. It's honest, it's funny, it's sad, it's witty, it's sarcastic, sometimes it's soapbox-ish, it sometimes rambles, sometimes it's artsy, sometimes it's dorky but, it is always honest and always me. (Which ever "me" decides to show up on that particular day.) Simply put, it's just my daily world that I'm trying to sort out the only way I know how, through words.
About Me
- Party Girl
- I am perpetually perky always optimistic yet slightly cynical. I am incredibly honest. I am honest, open, judgment free, and most importantly - honest. I'm a dork. I'm creative. I love trivia. I always have gum. I talk with my hands. I make faces at people. I'm sarcastic as hell. I adore vodka. And Beer. And wine. If it's fermented, I am probably a fan. I believe in laughing as often as possible. I am the girl next door. I am quick with a wink and a smile and a good laugh. Don't be hateful. This is my world, you're just visiting. I appreciate you stopping by.
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So does this mean when someone tells me to go "screw myself", they're accusing me of "hermaphroditiosity"?
Okay, for once, I have a few variations.
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hermafrodite - a hermaphrodite with a "fro"
Hermanphrofright - Herman Munster, if HE were a hermaphrodite
Mighty Hermaphodite - Woody Allen's next movie
hermathphrodite - a math teacher with this condition
HermaphRodizio Grill - a Brazialian restaurant that caters to the hermaphrodite crowd
Geothermaphrodite - a hermaphrodite who really enjoys visiting Old Faithful and hot springs
Da Wah HermaphroDitty - if Manfred Man was more than just a man
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Thank you. I needed that!
wow, i just got a headache reading through that whole comment.
P: Wow, that was a good list. Thourough.
I read it last night when I was very, very tired.
Much funnier this morning when I am more awake.
You so cleva!
vag: Yeah, he's good.
For some reason a friend of mine called them "batwangers"
I never knew why.
If you were a hermaphrodite, you'd have twice the chances of getting laid! Everyone is fair game!
Jeff - not sure I'd agree with you there. After all, some people will scorn the unknown!
Nice list, puerileuwaite!
My question then becomes: Bulfinch or Hamilton?
I gotta say, I'm partial to Bulfinch since he was first, but good ol' Edith is ok too.
Gotta love those Greek mythology bedtime stories.
Py: I am here to help and inform.
no prob on falling behind. I am guilty of that with everyone right now.
Jeff: being a hermie is like being bi, it truly just opens up all the possibilities.
epix: then again, epix has a point.
Yeah, him: as someone who is in a myth class right now and studying ALL...ALL...the gods..they got a story for everyone and everything.
Haven't gotten to Edith, yet. Is she the Jewish goddess of all things musical?
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