Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Q and A (with more Q than A)

Q:Why is cornbread so delicious?
A:Because it is made from the tears of Native Americans.

Q: How do you know when you're bleeding internally?
A: Because you're screaming externally.

Q: Why do we need three different versions of Law and Order?
And CSI?

Q: Why is it called a plum when it has all its juice, but a prune when it has been sucked dry?

Q: How strong are college student's bladders?
A: Very. Between the pop, energy drinks, coffee, and copious amounts of beer and other fermented beverages; their bladders are like giant steal balloons.

Q: Why do some plants come back every year, yet others do not and how come there are not a whole bunch of dead flora and fauna?

Q: Why are bagels so delicious?
A: Because it comes with cream cheese as an added bonus.

Q: Why does courage come with alcohol and the ability to pick-up and dial the phone at 2 a.m.?
A: I don't freakin know, but if I am drunk dialed one more time by a certain individual it will not be pretty. 4:13 a.m. on Friday/Saturday was the latest. I had been out drinking for several hours, I was not happy about being woken up. I let him know it.

But, I digress.

Q: Why are all 20 page papers due during the same week?
A: Because it's called finals week, stupid-head.
And
A: To see if I can get them all finished. It's all part of the test called life.

1 comment:

Nick said...

Where can I buy Native American tears to drink? I absolutely love cornbread, so Native American tears from a bottle have to be better than Jack Daniels!

And an alternate answer to why bagels taste so good...

They're made from the tears of Jews. ;)