Sunday, November 05, 2006

any club that would have me as a member...

chances are, I started the club.

Phone conversation with Billy...

Billy: "Turn on BBC."
PG: "K."
Billy: "There's a show on that I thought you could relate to."
PG: Flipping the channel to BBC, "My 100,000 lovers?"
Billy:"Uh-huh, I thought it was a subject you'd know something about."
PG: "Okay, first, you're such a bitch. Second, That's not even possible."
Several minutes later...all of which were spent laughing and questioning why I'm friends with him...
PG: A preview comes on."Okay, there's a show on BBC called, 'Mile High Club' and it looks very slutty and sex-filled."
Billy: "Hmmm, something else you can relate to."
PG: "Oh, yeah. Hello, air head. The Mile High Club is a fun club to be in. I need to take advantage of my membership more often."

5 comments:

GirlGoyle said...

In the mile high club you are going places...in more ways than one.

Jay said...

If I ever started a club, you would be a charter member.

Of course, I haven't yet fully explained the dues process, payable on a daily basis...

... or we could split it up to several times a day, I'm flexible.

And I hope you are too. ;-P

Baron Ectar said...

I love clubs - BBC has not seen anything yet.

Melancholy Trollop said...

Mile High Club is soooo far outside of a possibility in my life. I can hardly find enough space in those little shitters to bend my elbow to unzip my jeans how the hell would I find space in there for a 3 inch dick?

Party Girl said...

GG: Mmmm, hopefully while my eyes are rolling into the back of my head.

Jay: Several times a day, please. And yes, I'm bendy. I hope you are too. No worries if you're not. You will be by the time I pay all of my dues.
Or, are they your dues?

Baron: I am becoming quite the fan of the Brits. I tell ya, they're all over the place with their programming.

Mel: Oh, your mouth, your hand, your....