Wednesday, November 15, 2006

how to make a woman's day each and every time

So today I was feeling fine, not outstanding, just my usual self. Then all of the time and effort I put into a paper yesterday mysteriously vanished from the time I went to bed last night to the time I got into work this morning, so you know, eight hours. Eh, what can you do.

Then a fellow employee came up to me and said this:

"Well, um. Well, I'm just going to come right out and say it, you look damn sexy today in that outfit. Damn sexy"

Yep. That'll improve a girl's mood everytime.
I thanked him several times for brightening my day.

He thanked me several times for wearing the outfit and told me that he has already had numerous fantasies about me today and he plans to continue with them.

Ah, thanks.

That concludes today's lesson. Class dismissed.


Party Girl said...

Brown, red, and cream colored plaid mini-skirt.

Vintage red scoop-neck T.

Short, cream colored button-down cardigan, left unbuttoned.

Brown knee socks.

Brown fuck-me shoes.

Hair down with bangs bobby-pinned to the side.

Brown and red accessories to match.

I should have worn my glasses.

Damn. Next time.

Twisted DNA said...

Brown, red, and cream colored plaid mini-skirt.
Brown fuck-me shoes.
Sexy! You will be prominently featured in my fantasies too :)

HST said...

While going through several costumes for the play I am in, I tried on a little black cocktail dress that had been in my closet for a couple years. I wasn't sure if it was period but the costumer said to bring in anything I had, so I did. I did rehearsal in it that night and one of my co-actors said "well, I guess Dr. Chumley (my character's husband) will forget looking in on patients and go home with you tonight!"

It made my night.

Then when they settled on a costume for me, it ended up a teal number with fluttery sleeves and a flippy skirt. I wore it out on stage and when I got off stage the guy who plays my stage husband says "what happened to the little black number....?"

He sounded very dissapointed.

AMEN for today's lesson.

Jay said...


This story does nothing for me without pictures.

Just sayin'. ;-P

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GirlGoyle said...

Sometimes a woman just needs a pat even if it is on the bottom. Good for you for being able to pull it off. Fuck-me shoes are definitely a nice touch!

puerileuwaite said...

Encouraged by this post, I tried this line at my workplace. She slapped me and called Human Resources. Thanks.

Party Girl said...

when the slap on the ass comes with a great comment and from someone I like, the slap is always welcome and appreciated. Always.