Wednesday, April 11, 2007

it's called a vagina

...or a pussy. Whichever you prefer. But please, no va-jay-jays, cooters, crotches, beavers, down-theres, who-whos, yum-yums, or ho-hos.

There are two things that make me wonder about a person: someone who can't be honest about their age and someone who can't say vagina (or pussy. Whichever you prefer.) Now, this can go for men just as much as it can for women. Well, actually come to think of it I don't know of any men who don't call their penis something other than a cock or a dick..there might be a few wieners out there, but I'm thinking by a certain point men, boys, stop calling their penis a willy and it suddenly matures into a dick and then suddenly it becomes a cock. (Somewhere around 21-23 years of age. Just a guess.) Yet, women never seem to out-grow the cute little nicknames for their vagina, why? I can see the va-jay-jays, and who-ha's, but the "down there" which is usually accompanied by a finger point and a whisper? C'mon. How insecure are you about your sexuality? Well, at least that's my thinking. It's called a vagina. (or a pussy) Do women call it their who-ha during their yearly? Do they whisper, "down there" to their lover? As in, "Honey, I really want you to eat me out "down there" tonight..." Down where? Australia? Seriously.

People who aren't honest about their age: Why? Whatchya trying to hide? What are they afraid of, ashamed about? That's my perception anyway. On a lot of the blogs I read or just in general people I encounter on a daily basis and age isn't mentioned, but it is referred to in a post, as "a critical moment in my years"..."or I'm approaching a milestone age-wise..." but then a number isn't given, well why not? I guess I think we should all be proud of our accomplishments and failures and any milestones we reach and achieve age-wise or otherwise, but that's just me. On the blogs I read that don't have very much info in way of profiles the thing I am most curious about isn't location, but age. Age tells a lot in way of commonalities and also when referencing something. If a person is talking about high school and the cool band of the day, well was it Loverboy, Winger, Journey, Nirvana, or New Kids on the Block? Kinda makes a difference in the perception of the conversation.

Same with vagina's and cocks. If someone calls their cock a willie or their vagina a cooter... where's the sexiness in that? I'm going to beat that willie into a cock and I'm going to shave that cooter into a pussy. But that's just me.


limpy99 said...

If a person is talking about high school and tells me that the cool band was Loverboy, NKOTB, Journey or Winger I usually just punch them in the face, since all of those bands sucked ass.

I'm 37. In high school it was The Clash, Sex Pistols and The Ramones. The worst euphemism I've heard for a pussy is "kookaloonk" from a friend of ours. I'm not sure if that's spelled correctly, but I'm pretty sure it doesn't matter.

"Pussy" I love that word. Now it's going to be stuck in my head all day. Thanks. Where do I send the cash?

Party Girl said...

Limpy: My pay pal account can be found....

Pussy. Great word. So simple. So complex. So dirty.

Clash? Sex Pistols? Man, you're awesome.

Me, I went from hair bands, ala Ratt and Motley Crue to Sonic Youth, The Cure, Rollins, and Pearl Jam.

Oh, Yeah.

I never could get into NKOTB. Those boys hung too tough for me.

My pussy however, has always been my pussy

Joefish said...

I love taking women to Australia for oral.

Jay said...

Hey now!

My cock will forever be known as "Mr. Happy".

All kneel before Mr. Happy!!!! :-)

TrappedInColorado said...

Are you saying I can't call it my grand pee pee anymore? BTW: you gonna speak Greek when you get back? (if you know what I mean muhahahaha)

ptg said...

simply because I prefer not to post my age, I don't think that means I hide...but I will admit, the Cure rocks.
I have quite the eclectic taste in music though - Sex Pistols, Rage, GNR, Depeche Mode, Pearl Jam, Beasties, Ani DiFranco, Tori Amos, are some of my favs.

Bre said...

It's beyond weird to me that people are weird about saying vagina. I've never been a fan of "pussy," though I'm not quite sure why.

Party Girl said...

Joe: Hey! me, too!

Jay: I'm guessing your Mr. Happy has brought many a smile to many people. So, Mr. Happy is a fine name. A fine name.

Trapped: Oh yeah. I plan to discover the international language a few times.

Okay, several times.

ptg: That wasn't a slame. I don't mean hiding as a person More of a, why not post it or mention it? I don't understand why people don't talk about their age. Simply trying to figure out some clarification.

Bre: Pussy is an odd word I will admit.It take some getting used to.

But vagina is an odd word and don't even get me started on penis. How wimpy does the word penis sound?

egan said...

Yeah, I never understood the age or private part nicknames. The only thing worse in my book is stupid faux curse words like "feck" and "effin". Just swear people. Just call it a vagina dammit.

Phollower said...

"...I'm going to shave that cooter into a pussy..." Could you do that with Cooter, the mechanic guy from the Dukes of Hazaard? That would be excellent.

I'm pretty much with you and Limpy on the band thing. Ramones are my favorite with The Cure, The Smiths, Violent Femmes and such in there too. Though I grew to appreciate classic rock more when I discovered weed in college. I also learned to appreciate Doritos a lot more too.

Did you try to check out any of the links on my blog (the post was called: Yeah, I rock(ed)) to the recordings my old band did? The songs were stuff I wrote in the mid-90's but I'd still be interested in your opinion. Unless, of course, I should take the fact that you didn't comment on it as a hint...

Anonymous said...

shlong, pipe, rod, wenis, jodifosterturkeybaster.

there are a ton of things that you can call a penis.

GirlGoyle said...

Let's get one thing straight...there isn't an age in which New Kids on the Block was cool. And I totally agree with you on reaching an age in which we all should be get past the silly names such as coocher. Be in touch with your sexuality. There is no shame in that. I do however admit that I'm not a big fan of the word Pussy. It's too closely associated with beings that have four legs and way too much fur. Unfortunately for others I have recently been found guilty of using the word cunt a lot. Must be all the clams i'm surrounded by. I call it as I see it.