Tuesday, September 12, 2006

conversation babble

A conversation in class this morning in regards to discussing a book about a bear that passes himself off as a human and has sex with women. He even practices safe sex with these women. No one notices that he is a bear. The author, William Kotzwinkle, also wrote the book, E.T. : The Extraterrestrial
This conversation dealt with the probability and likelihood of such an act.

PG: Well, I don't know. I mean, I think E.T. wanted to get it on with Elliot.
E.T. wanted his "Reese's pieces."


The men bust out laughing.

Guys: Oh, that's the funniest thing I've heard all week.

PG: Thanks. But, it is only Tuesday. I'll try to have something funnier for you by Thursday, but we're not setting the bar all that high.


Joefish said...

Absolutely. You can't open with your best stuff.

Joefish said...

Absolutely. You can't open with your best stuff.

TrappedInColorado said...

Booooooo!!!! Hisssssss!!! You should buy a round for the house for that! :)

Party Girl said...

Joe: I like to warm them up.

I'm here all week.

Trapped: Hey, I didn't say I thought it was funny, they did.

Perhaps it's my winning personalities named, Betty and Boop.
Thelma and Louise.
Bon and go
Cant and elope,
Head and light
Tune into Tokyos
Hows yous doin?
Water melons.
Just sayin's
What and ever
Party and Girl

I'm finished...

AeroAangel said...

amusing yes...random factoid from too many journalism classes...

m and m's was offered the chance to be in that scene and they turned the movie producers down, b/c they didn't want "their" (read snobbish way of saying that) candy in such a silly movie that wouldn't go anywhere. they didn't need "that" type of publicity!

puerileuwaite said...

Finally. A circus act I'd be willing to pay money to see.

Party Girl said...

aero: I actully heard that just this past weekend. I think I was watching the History Channel or something.

Stupid PR people.

P: Yeah...me neither.

Hmmm, I smell something and it ain't drugs...