Tuesday, September 12, 2006

just say no. yeah, whatever

I watched a documentary on the evolution of drugs, drug cultural, drug use, and drug enforcement in the United States last night for four hours.

The entire time all I could think about was how much I wanted to get high right then and there.

I wanted pot.

I wanted acid.

I wanted E.

I didn't want coke, or meth, or heroin.

Pot. I wanted lots of it.

Acid. I wanted to be with my friends looking at all the pretty colors.

E. I wanted to be at a rave.
Or having sex.
Or at a rave having sex.

At the three hour mark I broke out the paints and a canvas. I felt inspired.

At the four hour mark I was planning my weekend.

At the four and half hour mark I was tired.

I went to bed.

This is why a party girl shouldn't watch documentaries about drugs.

This is why, 'just say no,' doesn't work.


Joefish said...

Should you ever watch a four hour documentary on thoracic surgery, I would fear for the safety of your pets.

TrappedInColorado said...

Been there, done that. Except for the E. And the H. Crack and meth aphetamines did not exist in my day (thank goodness).

Old Man Crowder said...

A pot? For what? What were you planning on cooking at that hour?

Yourself? Oh.

Had a conversation with a dancing Scottish guy, once, thanks to the effects of some fancy mushrooms.

Yeah, I'm pretty whitebread.

Party Girl said...

Joe: What? Are you doubting my mad skills and my amazing ability for useless knowledge recall? Huh, huh, are you?

yeah, you're probably, more than likely, right.

Trapped: Having been around and seen the before and after effects of meth, no thanks. It ain't a pretty site.
Coke and crake? I'm hyper enough already, no thanks.

Pot, acid, E? Oh, yes, please.

OMC: Well, I didn't want to say anything, but now that you mention it, can I get some PB&J with that white bread?

Joefish said...

In a general, roundabout sort of way. Specifically, I'm doubting your ability to crack open a chest and root around.

Jay said...

Whenever you decide on the E and having sex and all that happiness you had better call me!!!!!!

I will drive a long way for such an opportunity!!!!! :)

GirlGoyle said...

hahaha...i thought you were going to say you broke out the paints and let the fumes of thinner waft through the house. from the sounds of it you'll end up having a raving weekend...

puerileuwaite said...

Thank goodness I never did ANY of those things!

Party Girl said...

Joe: Oh, I don't know, I think I could crack open a chest and root around, the real question is will the person still be alive when I'm finished?

I mean, I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

Jay: Note to self: When I am high and horny call Jay.

Addition to note to self: Call Jay this weekend.

GG: Ugh, I like my brain, I like my brain on drugs, I don't want my brain to disolve.

I am SOOOOOO looking forward to this weekend.

P: Opps! I put the wrong comment on the other post.

I meant to say for this one:

Yeah........me, neither.

...I smell something and it anin't drugs!