Wednesday, September 27, 2006

don't make me show you my last IQ score..or, what is more parking lot babble

Nick and I after class standing in the parking lot on Monday night. Or more specifically me leaning into his passenger window looking like a hooker bartering for a $20 blowjob.

He and I discussing the Amazing Race...

Nick: I like the two Asia guys.
PG: Ew, me to. I think their pretty. I want to lick the one with long hair.
Nick: I think their twins.
PG: No, I think their just brothers.
pause...
pause..

PG: Yeah, I can't believe I just said that either. (I then proceed to make fun of myself) So, if their twins do they like have the same birthday and stuff? Do you think they like have the same DNA?

...and the conversation went steadily downhill from there.

leaving the parking lot..

PG: Hey, I got the new Fergie and the new Justin Timberlake CD and I have to say, pretty damn good. Very danceable. They have a nice beat and I can dance to them. I give them an 86 on the dance scale.
Nick: I want the new Janet Jackson CD. "20 Y O."
PG: Yeah, saw it on Oprah today.
Nick: Twenty years since "Control."
PG: I don't get that, what does 'Y O' have to do with "Control?"
Nick: It's been twenty years since it came out. Twenty years ago.
PG: I still don't get it. Where's the 'Y O' in control?
Pause.
Nick: It's been twenty years. Twenty years old.
PG: Yeah, I still don't get it. 'Y O,' control, twenty years old, where's the connection?
this went on for a few more banters back and forth, I will spare you the redundancy...
*ding*
PG: OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Twenty Years Old. Y-O..20 Y O..
Pause..
PG: Yeah, I don't think their twins, just brothers.....

Goodbye, Nick...

IQ was a 142 the last time I tested.

...at least that's what the little popup quiz told me. Swear.

6 comments:

GirlGoyle said...

did they just not have enough space on the CD cover to actually spell out Year Old or do they just like to keep us geniuses guessing?? This is why I stick to the 80s hair bands. There just is no space for misunderstanding with at title like "Cherry Pie".

Phollower said...

Yep. It's all about dessert. Man, I could go for some cherry pie now. The real kind not the... well, I suppose I could go for some of that too but, really, I could go for some actual pie.

Jay said...

You know, I haven't seen any pictures of your lower extremities... are you SURE you're not blond? ;p

Party Girl said...

GG: Exactly, no confusion. I like being challeneged, just not when it comes to album titles. Yes, I said, "album"

Ph: Wow, I was totally losted there for a second, then you made a sexual reference and I was back on target.

Jay: I'll let the carpet grow in and I'll get back to you on the color of my roots.

Tom Serafini, Actor to the Stars! said...

That you spent good money on Justin Timberlake and Fergie Ferg is terribly terribly disturbing...

Party Girl said...

Tom: Normally I would completely agree, however, I love both CD's. (I know, I'm embarressed for me too.)