Tuesday, July 18, 2006

hottie of the week: Sarah Jessica Parker

Because out of all the girls from, "Sex and the City," I identify with her the most. Carrie always picked herself up, dusted herself off and got herself back out there. Usually with a new pair of shoes.
Because she's stylish.
Because she's confident.
Because she's self-assured.
Because she married Ferris Bueller.
She's Sarah Jessica Parker.


GirlGoyle said...

She could stand to eat a few burgers. Just say'n.

puerileuwaite said...

I suppose I could do her if my other top choices were unavailable ...

Party Girl said...

GG: I agree that she is a tad skinny. But, she's still beautiful.

P: and those would be?

Mark said...

Give that girl a few pork chops...

TrappedInColorado said...

I'd do her. I'd let Matthew watch, too, if he wants. Do you think Charlette or Miranda or Samantha (well, I know Samantha would) join us?

I'd want you there too. ;)

Joefish said...

I've got to pass on this one. I don't have the callouses to keep from being cut by her clavicles.

puerileuwaite said...

MY Top Choices?

If I could only pick ONE: Catherine Zeta-Jones (before kids ... I would be in my Zorro outfit ... from the waist up, that is).

Others to round out the harem: Elizabeth Hurley (Austin Powers / Bedazzled era ... now her, I would cover in honey, and then ... you know the rest), Angelina Jolie (she has the all-time best eyes - she could hypnotize me into doing anything, pert rack, not crazy about the lips, though ... but I'm sure they could come in handy! and ... also because I'm a lemming along with the rest of the planet), Nicole Kidman (the way she looked and acted in "Bewitched" ... plus she must have lo-miles having been married to Tom Cuise ...), Lea Thompson ("Some Kind of Wonderful" vintage), Janet Leigh ("Psycho" era), Tippi Hedren ("The Birds" vintage), Mary Hart (KILLER legs! ... in her prime, of course), Joan Severance (OMG, was she hot! ... from "Wiseguy", circa 1987), Sela Ward ("Rustler's Rhapsody" vintage), Kim Cattrall (when she was younger), and .......................

That's all I can think of right now.

Party Girl said...

I find it oddly comforting that the consensus was that she's too skinny.

It was nice to read.

Puerileuwaite: Nice list. I'd sleep with them all.
But to say Angelina Jolie's lips aren't a turn on...wow! Really? Cause, mmm, baby. Luscious.

Sela Ward has always been hot. Not to mention her voice.

Nicole, she seems way too innocent, but maybe that's a good thing.

Tippi: Interesting.

Hurley: I'd concure. Her eyes and her curves, yummy. Oh, and the accent.

Zeta-Jones: I liked her in, "High Fidelity."

puerileuwaite said...

Okay, I will grant you that she (SJP) does appear to have a hot "spinner" bod worthy of a twirl in my ceiling basket. But these glamor pix also show her at her most flattering. In real life she probably looks more like Fiona Apple. I'm just sayin'.