Thursday, August 10, 2006

inner dork: fellatio and cannibalism

(it's a quickie today)

Did you know...

The Christian polemicist Tertullian (late second century) felt that a person was created at the moment of ejaculation, which is why he thought swallowing during fellatio was cannibalism.

(Damn, I have swallowed a lot of people.) (Sorry, everyone.) (Of the people I've swallowed.)


Jay said...

I have an entire Fine Young Cannibals album stuck in my head and it's your fault!

I'll outer dork you this weekend. :)

Party Girl said...

Jay: Promises, promises....

...eck! Sorry, about the song. Although, now I have stuck in my head! agh!!!!!!!!

TrappedInColorado said...

God, how I love women who swallow! Can I be in any more lust with you?

Bre said...

haha I wonder at your google searches used to uncover this stuff.....

But I'm right there with you, just call me Hannibal.

puerileuwaite said...

That's why it's so important for a gal to be a "people person". It's one of the first things I ask.

jmeped said...

Hey I'll wash down anything with a nice chianti! Even a few swimmers.......

puerileuwaite said...

Any particular brand?

Party Girl said...

Well, I do love fellatio. I do love swallowing. I do love making a man yell and squirm with

Jay said...

This week's outer dork: Autofellatio.

Autofellatio has an ancient history. Archaeologists have found hieroglyphs and ancient paintings featuring men fellating their own penises. Academic David Lorton says that many ancient texts refer to autofellatio within the religion of Egypt. The sun god Ra is said to have created the god Shu and goddess Tefnut by fellating himself and spitting out his own semen onto the ground, though the far more common interpretation makes the act in question more conventional masturbation. Autofellatio was apparently performed during religious rituals in honour of this.

Another controversial theory, still debated by egyptologists, suggests that Horus, the son of the god Osiris, performed autofellatio every night because ingesting his own semen kept the stars in their places, and thus order was maintained. While autofellatio may have been a normal part of Egyptian life, the information has been largely suppressed from the general public due to its taboo nature. Many paintings featuring the act were vandalised in Victorian times for that reason.

In Sexual Behavior of the Human Male (1948) Dr. Alfred Kinsey stated that fewer than 1% of males had the flexiblity and/or penis size to perform autofellatio.

C'mon boys, give it a shot!

I'm waiting for my Craftmatic Adjustable Bed to be delivered!!! :)

puerileuwaite said...

Anything to justify, eh Jay? And really, the goddess "Tefnut"? "Tuffnut" I would believe.

I haven't attempted this one since I was a teenager. I'd be way too worried these days that my back would seize up and lock me in this postion, naked, for the authorities to find me.

And usually most folks suggest that I perform a different act on myself.

Party Girl said...

Jay: Well, I'll give it to you, you certainly did out dork me. I have a smile on my face and a tingling in my fun parts as a result of this info.

I like how, Osiris, "had to perform autofellatio every night in order for the stars to stay in place and order to be maintained. I mean, really. What an excuse. "No, honey, I'm sorry I can't. I have to perform autofellatio or the world and the sky will come crashing down..."

"Oh, whatever. That's what you said last night and the night before that. I'm sick of this. I'm breaking up. I want to date another deity."

Thanks, Babydoll. Let me know when your bed gets here. I can think of a few things we could do on it.

P: I thought the same thing! Tuffnut!
...and just what would that act be????

Mark said...

So do vegetarians swallow???

JJ said...


puerileuwaite said...

Oh, PG, you know! When they say: "go f*ck yourself".

Dirty Bunny said...

I can't swallow. The warmth, the texture, and the salty bitter taste make me vomit.

AeroAangel said...

i wouldn't say i've ingested all that many people, but there have been a was an accident i swear!

puerileuwaite said...

That's it, dirty bunny. Please turn in the first part of your name tag. From now on, you shall be known as "disappointing bunny".

Party Girl said...

Mark: It is only protein. Think of the nutrients.

JJ: Yeah, Jay got me on this one. Damn. What should his punishment be....what should it be??

P" OOOOOOOOOOOOOohhhhhhhhhhhhh
does give it a whole new meaning.

Dirty: Okay, I just went back to the night I was 16 and lost my virginty. Another couple who was with us. (Obviously, not in the room, but got a hotel room of their own.) The girl threw-up all over her boyfriend while giving him head. Spaghetti.
every time the gag reflex kicks in, she comes to mind.

Aero: Yeah, me to. Purely by accident.

SB said...

helpful hint: that taste that several of your readers complained's GREATLY affected by a man's (or woman's) diet.

*drink OJ in vast amounts.
*Avoid onions, garlic and tomatoes for a sweeter taste.

I learned this from a friend who is a urologist, AND he's a auto kind of guy. He even has himself on tape!!

And one more thing, I only one woman (in real life) who doesn't swallow. I thought everyone did.

Camilla said...

Not something I want to think about if it is true. I have swallowed an entire football team! And we are talking expanded rosters!

Party Girl said...

SB: You are absolutely correct. Diet effects the taste just in the same way diet effects other bodily functions and smells.
Also, cigarettes, and asparagus, bith greatly effect taste, and not in a good way.

Camilla: yeah, pretty much.

I don't want to think about it.

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