Sunday, October 22, 2006

ducks and their chapstick

So, this duck walks into my office on Friday, I know what you're thinking, Pirates named Joe and now a duck randomly walking into my office, but truly, that is how random my job is. So, Steve, the duck, walks into my office and says, "Give me some chapstick, and put it on my bill."


I know, how odd. Who knew ducks, let alone those named Steve, like moist soft lips.

10 comments:

Whitehawk said...

haha ... that is so funny because in asia when we say you're a duck we mean that you are a gigolo as oppose to a chicken being a Prostitute.

Very funny

Jay said...

*attempting to stab self in eye with Chapstick*

:)

Baron Ectar said...

lol, I may beat my son at jokes tonight with this one!

puerileuwaite said...

What's even worse is seeing a duck with quacked lips (I hate myself for just writing that, BTW).

Baron Ectar said...

Oh great, I just got beat with this!

Duck: Please send up a condom.

Room Service: Certainly sir, do you want it put on your bill?

Duck: I'm not a pervert you know !

AngryMan said...

Do you ever have a dick walk into your office?

GirlGoyle said...

seems to me the duck was looking for a nice and moist bill. Gawd this so bad.

puerileuwaite said...

Curse you, Red Baron! You one-upped me with a better joke! The day belongs to you, my worthy adversary. But there shall be other dogfights on other blogs.

Party Girl said...

Wow, who knew the duck and his chapstick would be the big hit.

Baron Ectar said...

LOL - fights on Puggy!