Thursday, October 26, 2006

crack dealers and prostitutes

What's the difference between a crack dealer and a prostitute?

....A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

(OH! Thank you. Thank you very much. I'll be here all week.)


Old Man Crowder said...

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz?

One's a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker.

Baron Ectar said...

We've had Johnny Cash, a Johnny Paycheck, I'm thinking of moving to Nashville as country singer "Johnny Credit Card" (do you think audiences will accept me or will I be declined?)

HA - did I just smell crack?!