Sunday, October 08, 2006

joke of the day: the beginning...of the end

How, oh how, did I let one week of October go by without one joke of the day? How I ask you?!!?!?

Okay, with it being October and the grand month of Halloween and all I will be doing a joke of the day.

Now, what you should know about the jokes I like and the ones I tell are, they're bad. Really bad. Not bad dirty, not can't repeat around your parents bad, or children under 15 years of age, or certain co-workers bad, no, they're just cringe, hang your head and laugh in spite of yourself make it stop, make it stop, kind of bad.

I like my jokes to be short and sweet. I also like to incorporate them into everyday conversation if I can that way I can hit you with the badness when your head is not in the game.

Okay, so, here is the first one:

What do you call a boom-a-rang that doesn't come back?


....... a stick!

...Yeah, I know, but I bet you by the end of the month you'll have repeated at least one.

Or, that you laugh in spite of yourself.

....You love me. Admit it, you can't help yourself.


puerileuwaite said...

Looks like I got the short end of that stick.

puerileuwaite said...

But you're right. I can't help myself.

Yeah, him. said...

Humor is a good thing - have a great week!!!

GirlGoyle said...

:) bad it's good.

JustTerry said...

Of course we love you..

just not for your sparkling sense of humor, I for one love you for witty way of scrunching your nose...

well that is what I see when I read your blog...

Damn time for my meds again.

AngryMan said...

My stick always comes back for more.

Bre said...

in honor of halloween...

Why don't witches wear underwear?

because they have to grip the broom somehow!

Old Man Crowder said...

HAHAAAHAHAHAA!! Bre, that's awesome!

PG: You've gone from Mother Teresa to the origins of the orgasm. And now you're attempting 4th grade comedy sketches?

You've got quite a range, I must say!

Jay said...
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Jay said...

I got yer stick RIGHT HERE!!!!!

That's all I got. :)

Twisted DNA said...

LOL. That's a good joke. Really, not just because I love you :)

TrappedInColorado said...

Do you know the best thing about a blow job? 10 minutes of peace and quiet! :) har dee har har

Party Girl said...

P: I know, I'm just like you, so adoreable!

Yeah: Happydale, baby, that's where I'd be without the laughs and without the humor.

GG: I know, it's like bad porn. sometimes you've just got to listen to the dialoug.

terry: I am big on the facial expressions. Goes great with the 109 MPH rate of speech.

angry: of course you do. I'm also irresistible.

Bre: Oooooohhhhh, that's going in the arsenal..I mean..

OMC: I know, my brain is simply dee-lish! I'm telling you I'm a catch. Simply a catch. I just need to be caught.

Jay: I'll be right over.

Twisted: Ah, stop! I'm blushin'

Trapped: oooohh, that's bad. (Not in a good way.)

Joke said...

Technically, it's called a kylie.