Sorry, I know I've missed a few weeks...I'll make up for it, I promise!
Did you....
In India, a pagan priest would walk naked through the streets beckoning the faithful to caress his sacred penis?
(You have no idea how many times I've fallen for that line...)
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Seriously PG, Do NOT let frat boys get ahold of this information........
"I'm a pagan priest. Touch my weenie and be saved." Man, why didn't I think of that? I'd have gone all the way and suggested drinking the holy juices while they were down there. I'd have personally guaranteed salvation. Or salivation. Whichever.
I got yer Body of Christ right here, baby!
Awwww yeah!
Yeah, but try it these days and the cops are all over the place. No respect for separation of church and state
Ahem - I could say so much here - be a good boy Baron - Glad to see you!
Great. Now they're outsourced MY job to India. Bastards!
That can't read. I'm good.
Ph: Mmmm, your holy water tastes salty.
Jay: Pin me to your cross??
Limpy: ...or if your Missouri. Gays and sacred penises, they don't seem to like either one.
baron: oh, c'mon. say it...c'mon on.
GG: One that has been blessed by my pleasure love canals? I think that alone makes it something special. Course, they then would be bowing down to me. But you know. Whatever.
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