Thursday, January 11, 2007

inner dork: the sacred penis

Sorry, I know I've missed a few weeks...I'll make up for it, I promise!

Did you....

In India, a pagan priest would walk naked through the streets beckoning the faithful to caress his sacred penis?


(You have no idea how many times I've fallen for that line...)

9 comments:

HST said...

Seriously PG, Do NOT let frat boys get ahold of this information........

Phollower said...

"I'm a pagan priest. Touch my weenie and be saved." Man, why didn't I think of that? I'd have gone all the way and suggested drinking the holy juices while they were down there. I'd have personally guaranteed salvation. Or salivation. Whichever.

Jay said...

I got yer Body of Christ right here, baby!


Awwww yeah!

limpy99 said...

Yeah, but try it these days and the cops are all over the place. No respect for separation of church and state

Baron Ectar said...

Ahem - I could say so much here - be a good boy Baron - Glad to see you!

puerileuwaite said...

Great. Now they're outsourced MY job to India. Bastards!

GirlGoyle said...

Hummm what exactly constitutes a sacred penis....

Party Girl said...

That can't read. I'm good.

Ph: Mmmm, your holy water tastes salty.

Jay: Pin me to your cross??

Limpy: ...or if your Missouri. Gays and sacred penises, they don't seem to like either one.

Party Girl said...

baron: oh, c'mon. say it...c'mon on.

GG: One that has been blessed by my pleasure love canals? I think that alone makes it something special. Course, they then would be bowing down to me. But you know. Whatever.