Question, does the time of day a man calls a woman determine what kind of relationship they have? Say, friendship, dating, realtionship status, booty call.
Does calling at 6:00 p.m. versus 7:30 p.m. mean one thing and calling at 9:00 p.m. or 11:00 p.m. mean something else? And gee, what could calling at 2 a.m. mean? That one is a thinker.
I'm asking because the time of day I call absolutely means something. But, I'll explain that later. I don't want to influence any thinking or answers. Because I know y'all be really thinking heavily on this one. Oh, I kill me.
Thanks.
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It depends on what I'm wearing more than when I'm calling... and where my hands are.
It depends on what I'm wearing more than when I'm calling... and where my hands are.
I don't think time matters as much as where my hands are while I'm calling.
If a woman calls me at 2AM, I know that she's interested in selling me a time-share.
2 am means we're drunk and looking to get laid. Or we need bail money.
6-7 means we're hungry, can't cook, and are hoping you'll cook, and then we can get laid.
3pm means we're home sick and want to whine. You should never answer these calls.
5 pm means we have tickets to the Supersuckers show and you shoud answer immediately.
2 am means we're drunk and looking to get laid. Or we need bail money.
6-7 means we're hungry, can't cook, and are hoping you'll cook, and then we can get laid.
3pm means we're home sick and want to whine. You should never answer these calls.
5 pm means we have tickets to the Supersuckers show and you shoud answer immediately.
You should feel free to delete one of those.
...and some of mine too...
f'ing blogger...
Limpy is right except that he left out that the 3pm and 5pm calls also involve us hoping to get laid.
you all are so good.
As for the repetitveness, naw. I think women need to know and hear these things over..and over..and over ..and...
to ensure that we finally get it.
Men are either hungry or horny. However, no matter the time of day they will always want to get laid.
Thankfully, I also happen to fall under that category.
hmmm, this is interesting to me.
Friends call me at all hours. Mostly after 7pm and before 9. However, after 10 is not out of the question or ordinary. (Obviously during the week. Weekends, all hours, but they all know not to call me before 10..okay 10:30 in the morning. I'm still snugged up in bed. Mmmmm, bed.
If they are a good friend, then calling me at work is perfectly acceptable and at anytime during the day.
Men call me about the same. Mostly after 9 and many times around 10. Especially if they know my schedule (night owl) then after 10 is not out of the question or ordinary.
So. I guess I'm the real girlfriend.
Or the sex girl.
Or the friend.
Or....
crap.
This didn't solve anything.
Hang on, I'll call you at 11:36 pm. That's the "explain everything call" time.
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