What's the difference between a crack dealer and a prostitute?
....A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
(OH! Thank you. Thank you very much. I'll be here all week.)
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- Party Girl
- I am perpetually perky always optimistic yet slightly cynical. I am incredibly honest. I am honest, open, judgment free, and most importantly - honest. I'm a dork. I'm creative. I love trivia. I always have gum. I talk with my hands. I make faces at people. I'm sarcastic as hell. I adore vodka. And Beer. And wine. If it's fermented, I am probably a fan. I believe in laughing as often as possible. I am the girl next door. I am quick with a wink and a smile and a good laugh. Don't be hateful. This is my world, you're just visiting. I appreciate you stopping by.
2 comments:
What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz?
One's a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker.
We've had Johnny Cash, a Johnny Paycheck, I'm thinking of moving to Nashville as country singer "Johnny Credit Card" (do you think audiences will accept me or will I be declined?)
HA - did I just smell crack?!
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