these are a few of my favorite things

...did anyone break into the song from the "Sound of Music?"

Since I have no man for the up coming Corporate America inspired holiday known as Valentine's Day, I've decided to let all of you know, with plenty of notice, what some of the things are that I would like to receive:

flowers: Red roses are too over done. Too predicatable. No planning, not to mention the mark up in price. Daisies and sunflowers are my favorite and to receive a huge thing of daisies would be perfect.

chocolate: dark. Or to be used in a warmed liquid form during sex. (visual comes into head)

alcohol: Stoli vodka (can't go wrong) if you're feeling frisky, Jager is always good as well. Beer, well c'mon are you romancing me or fucking me?

lube: Ky warming liquid. $10.00 and worth every penny. Good alone or with a partner and to lay a man down and work his body with it, oh baby. Then he lays me down and works me..ooohh, baby.

latex: as in the liquid form. I've never tried it, always wanted to, any takers?

toys: glass and I will be posting a picture of the one I would like next. However, I am at work and they frown when I download porn. (picky, picky)

white cotton sheets: ahhhhhh

violet wand: and just use your imagination. (brain filled with impure thoughts)

candles: to burn, scented are always nice. (perhaps to be used simply for the wax)

music: Sinatra, is always going to win me over. Dean Martin, is a good one for Valentine's Day.

bubble bath: just because oh-my-god, that would feel so completely won-der-ful right now. To be surrounded in a hot tub of water and bubbles, candles, with a man..... (sighs heavily)

a weekend in bed feeling spent: in the best way. Using and having all the above and having hour after hour after hour of amazing dirty, naughty, kinky-ass, mind fucking blowing, sex. Laying in bed naked under the white cotton sheets in the king sized bed, hair tosseled all over the place, and a look of complete, total, and utter satisfaction on my face and realizing when I get up to leave on Sunday that I haven't had any food in three days and I just realized it because food or simply leaving the bedroom was the last thing on my mind.