Friday, June 23, 2006

just askin'

Hey, can you tell me how to get to Funky Town?

(To be sung to the tune of, "Electric Ave." .....)

"I'm going to walk down to K-Mart and buy some shoes. They only cost a dollar."

Awesome! That means I can wear them when I get to Funky Town


Party Girl said...

Because I think it's funny.

Because I need a chuckle.

Because one, fucktard is trying very desperatly to try and ruin my day.

Because I refuse to let one person have that much power.

Because I want the fucktard to go away.

....So, how do I get there?

ePixie29 said...

You've got a thing for Funky Town today, eh? I saw you asked Old Man Crowder how to get there. I think it's a state of mind - just go to your happy place.

Karl said...

Well, you have to fly to Orlando, Florida. I'll pick you up and then drive you back here to Funky Town. It's that easy.

GirlGoyle said...

Or you can always take your dollar Kmart shoe and shove it up his behind. After all, they only cost a dollar.

Party Girl said...

epix: It was on the radio during lunch. Can you say, stuck in the head?

Karl: *slaps forehead* Duh! I'll see you this weekend.

GG: excellent point and I like your thinking.