Monday, June 05, 2006

just sayin'

You know, if I was getting laid on a regular basis my life would be nearly perfect. Nearly. I would just like more money and for my bills to be paid on time. However, TrappedinCO has promised to take care of this for me. The bills that is. However, all things are negotiable.
Oh, and when I say, "regular basis," I mean once a day. Minimum. Preferably twice a day. Preferably. Three times on Sunday.
If I could get that right now my life would be nearly perfect. Nearly. Just sayin'.

11 comments:

ePixie29 said...

You don't really ask for much.

;)

THE DUKE said...

"Regular basis" is always relative...

TrappedInColorado said...

Hey.. if I don't get to lay you at least twice a day then the checkbook stays in the pocket. Just sayin...

Ok.. I'll settle for the 3 times on Sunday. Only 3? You are such a light weight!

Party Girl said...

ePixie: That's what I think. I'm so easy to get along with.

Duke: Yes, yes it is.

Trapped: If you're check book doesn't come out unless we have sex once a day does that make me a prostitute or does that make you a sugar daddy? Not saying I mind or care, just askin'.

The three times on Sunday is negotiable also. I wanted to keep the number low. I didn't want to shock or scare people away. We can always up the limit if need be.

TrappedInColorado said...

Nah. You would not be a prostitute. The checkbook would be at your disposal no matter what. Do you do laundry?

Karl said...

Such low demands. How is it you're still available, and how fast can I bring you off the market?

GirlGoyle said...

3 times on Sunday?? who has time for that? Just sayin'...

Old Man Crowder said...

Yeah. 3 times on Sunday? Aren't you supposed to be in church doing confessions or something?

Party Girl said...

Trapped: Not with a smile on my face or a song in my heart, and only because I have to.

Karl: It is a mystery, isn't it. Call me, we'll talk.

GG: It's all about time management.

OMC: Well, if I went to church and was confessing all my sins, yeah who'd have time for sex??

Bre said...

amen.

Party Girl said...

..can I get an, amen from the choir?