Hey, can you tell me how to get to Funky Town?
(To be sung to the tune of, "Electric Ave." .....)
"I'm going to walk down to K-Mart and buy some shoes. They only cost a dollar."
Awesome! That means I can wear them when I get to Funky Town
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- Party Girl
- I am perpetually perky always optimistic yet slightly cynical. I am incredibly honest. I am honest, open, judgment free, and most importantly - honest. I'm a dork. I'm creative. I love trivia. I always have gum. I talk with my hands. I make faces at people. I'm sarcastic as hell. I adore vodka. And Beer. And wine. If it's fermented, I am probably a fan. I believe in laughing as often as possible. I am the girl next door. I am quick with a wink and a smile and a good laugh. Don't be hateful. This is my world, you're just visiting. I appreciate you stopping by.
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4 comments:
Because I think it's funny.
Because I need a chuckle.
Because one, fucktard is trying very desperatly to try and ruin my day.
Because I refuse to let one person have that much power.
Because I want the fucktard to go away.
....So, how do I get there?
You've got a thing for Funky Town today, eh? I saw you asked Old Man Crowder how to get there. I think it's a state of mind - just go to your happy place.
Well, you have to fly to Orlando, Florida. I'll pick you up and then drive you back here to Funky Town. It's that easy.
epix: It was on the radio during lunch. Can you say, stuck in the head?
Karl: *slaps forehead* Duh! I'll see you this weekend.
GG: excellent point and I like your thinking.
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