Friday, June 30, 2006

just askin'

How does a blind person know when they've finished wiping?

16 comments:

Mark said...

one of the great mysteries of life, for sure...

Will said...

Feel.

justacoolcat said...

How do the rest of us know? Use a mirror?

(many apologies for the visuals)

puerileuwaite said...

Same as I do. The bannister no longer feels slippery.

Tom Serafini, Actor to the Stars! said...

You know, I've often wondered about that. Think about the possible answers...or not.

testing said...

I guess they scratch and sniff. Also how does a blind guy know he aiming his old fella into the toilet to wee. RE tatoos would be very painful in that area. I wanna know how that guy got it done without his old fella retreating back like a turtle into his shell.

Pyrhonik said...

I'm leaning towards smell also. After they wipe a couple extra times I'm sure. Especially on those days after beer and pizza the night before!

I'll bet they always wash their hands!

Party Girl said...

Good answers one and all. I am leaning towards, seeing-eye dog.

Think about it.

Joefish said...

Ah, man! I was totally going to say something about a seeing eye dog.

I snooze, I lose. :-/

GirlGoyle said...

Puerileuw - remind me never to use the stairs at your place. Insightful but Eeeew!

puerileuwaite said...

GG, with my clean hands I would carry you.

Dirty Bunny said...

I so hope there's no sniff test.

Party Girl said...

JOe: You gotta be fast and keep on your toes. Or fin.

Per: Thank, God!

Dirty Bunny: All I can think of is that joke about the bear asks the bunny if shit sticks to his fur....

Jeff Crowder said...

I would think that they only shit in the morning (or night), right before they shower. That way they just shove the soap-scrubby thing in there and viola! Zest-fully clean!

Party Girl said...

Jeff: Seriously, you just made my ass burn with that.

puerileuwaite said...

Good strategy.

Soap on a rope (which, let's face it, they probably use anyway) is the way to go. The Australian Flossing Technique (down under).




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