Friday, June 30, 2006

just askin'

How does a blind person know when they've finished wiping?

13 comments:

mfophotos said...

one of the great mysteries of life, for sure...

Will said...

Feel.

justacoolcat said...

How do the rest of us know? Use a mirror?

(many apologies for the visuals)

puerileuwaite said...

Same as I do. The bannister no longer feels slippery.

-Tommy said...

You know, I've often wondered about that. Think about the possible answers...or not.

Party Girl said...

Good answers one and all. I am leaning towards, seeing-eye dog.

Think about it.

Joe said...

Ah, man! I was totally going to say something about a seeing eye dog.

I snooze, I lose. :-/

puerileuwaite said...

GG, with my clean hands I would carry you.

Dirty Bunny said...

I so hope there's no sniff test.

Party Girl said...

JOe: You gotta be fast and keep on your toes. Or fin.

Per: Thank, God!

Dirty Bunny: All I can think of is that joke about the bear asks the bunny if shit sticks to his fur....

Jeff C. said...

I would think that they only shit in the morning (or night), right before they shower. That way they just shove the soap-scrubby thing in there and viola! Zest-fully clean!

Party Girl said...

Jeff: Seriously, you just made my ass burn with that.

puerileuwaite said...

Good strategy.

Soap on a rope (which, let's face it, they probably use anyway) is the way to go. The Australian Flossing Technique (down under).




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