You know, if I was getting laid on a regular basis my life would be nearly perfect. Nearly. I would just like more money and for my bills to be paid on time. However, TrappedinCO has promised to take care of this for me. The bills that is. However, all things are negotiable.
Oh, and when I say, "regular basis," I mean once a day. Minimum. Preferably twice a day. Preferably. Three times on Sunday.
If I could get that right now my life would be nearly perfect. Nearly. Just sayin'.
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10 comments:
You don't really ask for much.
;)
"Regular basis" is always relative...
Hey.. if I don't get to lay you at least twice a day then the checkbook stays in the pocket. Just sayin...
Ok.. I'll settle for the 3 times on Sunday. Only 3? You are such a light weight!
ePixie: That's what I think. I'm so easy to get along with.
Duke: Yes, yes it is.
Trapped: If you're check book doesn't come out unless we have sex once a day does that make me a prostitute or does that make you a sugar daddy? Not saying I mind or care, just askin'.
The three times on Sunday is negotiable also. I wanted to keep the number low. I didn't want to shock or scare people away. We can always up the limit if need be.
Nah. You would not be a prostitute. The checkbook would be at your disposal no matter what. Do you do laundry?
Such low demands. How is it you're still available, and how fast can I bring you off the market?
Yeah. 3 times on Sunday? Aren't you supposed to be in church doing confessions or something?
Trapped: Not with a smile on my face or a song in my heart, and only because I have to.
Karl: It is a mystery, isn't it. Call me, we'll talk.
GG: It's all about time management.
OMC: Well, if I went to church and was confessing all my sins, yeah who'd have time for sex??
amen.
..can I get an, amen from the choir?
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