I say it comes down to priorities.
Do laundry or have sex.
Clean my apartment or have sex.
Do dishes or have sex.
I pick everything that doesn't involve cleaning and involves me being hot, sweaty, grunting, groaning, getting a little Trojan involved, and talking dirty.
I mean, c'mon:
Laundry:
Sex:
Laundry:
Sex:
Sex:
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I loved all your postings I read. Oh yeah do you have a myspace page?
Yeah, y'know, I'm gonna have to go with the sex. Good, good choice there. Did I mention that I think you should go with the sex?
I dunno.. as you lean over to put my clothes in the washer - have sex. As the machine spins dry - have sex on top of the machine. Putting my clothes into the dryer - have sex. Taking my clothes out of the dryer and folding them - have sex.... what's the problem?
Not a multi-tasker, huh? ;)
I agree, turn the laundry room into sextoys. You have two giant vibrators just waiting to be used there.
Mikey: Thanks, love and no I don't. Sorry.
Karl: Good choice. Life is all about choices ans I like making the right ones. The smart ones.
GG: My point exactly.
Trapped: I am slapping myself on the forehead...feel free to spank, I mean smack me elsewhere...That didn't even occur to me. That's really a win/win there.
Shon: Again, smacking myself. I like your thinking. Your thinking is good. Your thinking is a keeper.
I have a feeling my laundry won't be piling up like that again. Well, okay, baby steps.
BYW - what's with the yellow duckies? Do you have custom built rubber duckies in the bathtub? With extra large and stiff bills? ;)
Trapped: I wondered if anyone would mention the bathroom decor. Who doesn't love rubber duckies? You can't be in a bad mood around rubber duckies.
...and you're a dirty bird. Not saying I mind. Just sayin'.
Yeah, I was going to add to this but the group pretty much has it covered. Yeah.
Tom: So, sex? Just gonna guess that was your choice.
Hmmm. Sex always wins. Is there any other choice?
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