Wednesday, May 17, 2006

my libido is off the charts

wwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy off. If the measurement of my libido was on a chart, the arrow would be a dildo and it would be clear over to the right. Not even on anything, just off. It fell off. No longer on the chart.
Last night I woke up from a dream about someone running their fingers up and down my arms.
Oh, that person would be me.
I then had a dream where someone was tweaking my nipples.
Oh, that would be me.
I then had another dream where a person was touching my lips.
Upon waking, again, me.
Next dream, I am being masturbated by someone, oh so talented.
Any guesses? Yes, that's right. It was me.
So, even though my sleep was interrupted many, many times last night because I woke up from my many delightful dreams I AM HORNY AS HELL!
Sorry for that little outburst.
Cute tutor, the hot (obviously) 23 year old has moved to New York. At least I think he has. Perhaps he needs a phone call.
I have a date tomorrow and I have a feeling. This sneaky suspicion that is might end up in (or on) my car, in a back alley, on a pool table, bathroom stall, my entry way (sure take the pun.)
Because Jesus holy hell.
Juicy.
Wet.
Horny.
Hot.
Tingly.
Fun parts all a glow.
....Yeah, why am I writing this? I gotta go....

10 comments:

Leesa said...

Nice piece. Really raw and interesting.

Old Man Crowder said...

I hear ya! I've had days where I've been so crazy-horny that I'd hump a tree knot. It's a sad day when a body can't get no satisfaction!

Jay said...

*places thumb and pinky near mouth and ear to simulate a telephone*

Call me.


We'll DO lunch. ;P

wavslidn said...

Love to help ya out with that - that is what friends are for.

THE DUKE said...

Mmmmm

Karl said...

Yeah, this is pretty much me right now...but from a male perspective. Found you through Mikey, by the way.

GirlGoyle said...

Boy you are a light sleeper! :)

Party Girl said...

omc: exactly!

Jay: my number is....

wave: such a good friend.

Duck: I'm guessing you liked the visuals.

Karl: glad you stopped by and hope you continue to do so.

GG: You have no idea

Mojotek said...

Wow... very nice visuals, of course. Please continue.

TrappedInColorado said...

Well!! What happened on the date! Details, girl! Details!