Do you like math?
yes.
Well, let's add me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and mulitply.
(you can almost hear the groans can't you?)
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- Party Girl
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7 comments:
Nice shoes.
Wanna fuck?
(simple, and to the point. One of my favs, although I can't say I've ever had the courage to use it. Atleast not that I can remember)
Rob V: ah man, Rabbit stole my idea! I was gonna have a cheesy line of the week. Ah well, there goes originality! I think Ill still do it.
uthink1: yeah, I don't get it either. I once told a guy to just go up and talk to a girl, no lines. Just say, hey how's it going? blah, blah. He told me that even that is a line. I sadly realized he was right.
Kuflax: you're right. It is direct. However, a tad crude. I am a shoe lover though so maybe it might work. Doubtful, but maybe.
"Girl, why don't you lose that chicken dinna and git yo self a winna?!"
With lines like that, you can never go wrong. Thank you Fresh Prince.
uthink1: I have over 100 pairs of shoes. All still in their boxes and labeled. How bad are you?
uthink1: I have over 100 pairs of shoes. All still in their boxes and labeled. How bad are you?
Girls always find a way to come full circle to the important issues.
Just don't date any guys named Woogie
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