Tuesday, December 06, 2005

double up

I like how the guy rarely brings the condoms. Or they bring one and who knows where it has been stored or for how long.
I am on the pill, but the guy doesn't know this because if they do it always leads into this conversation, "Why do we need a condom then?"
Oh I don't know. Let's see, STD's, pregnancy, HIV, and because I said so.
So, I double up. It's a no brainer.
I don't want an STD.
I really don't want to be pregnant anytime soon or in the forseeable future.
and because it's the smart and responsible thing to do.
The whole double up thing goes for even those times when I have actually been in a relationship.
However, the whole point of this is: why am I responsible for both?
So, I buy and take the pill and I have to buy and bring the condoms. Nice.
Do guys really not have that much forthought?
Please, tell me I am wrong.

11 comments:

Kilt Trip said...

you are wrong 99% of the time. It's very rare that I go without having any around. Even after my wife and I split, and I didn't have sex for months, I still kept fresh rubber johnnies on hand. I agree, it's the only sensible, responsible thing to do.

Party Girl said...

Ok, so if I'm wrong, then are the guys just cheap and do they just not want to use theirs? I mean why am I breaking them out and not them?

Vagina Terrorist said...

Guys don't carry them around b/c it's harder to time a facial if you have one on. j/k

When you say double up, I'm thinking you mean the pill and a condom... or do you mean giving the guy 2 condoms to wear at once. Let me fill you in on something just in case it's the latter of the two and you didn't know this. The friction of the two latex surfaces rubbing together will cause enough heat so that the percentages of a tear or a break are dramatically increased than if the guy were just wearing one. Happy humping!

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Party Girl said...

easydoesit:
um, no I was talking about the pill and a condom. I can't imagine asking a guy to wear two condoms. God lord, would he feel anything? I think he would have to wear a "ribbed for her pleasure" turned wrong side out so it could be for his pleasure and then a super sensitive one just to get anythign from it.
And I did know that about the friction and tearing.

Will said...

I always have them, always use them. In fact, thanks for the reminder. I need to pick up more from the store tonight.

Party Girl said...

will:

consider it your PDA for the day. (That's be public service announcement, not public display of affection. Inless you want it to be)

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Party Girl said...

Bigwinner810: your comment makes the most sense. It shows he is prepared, but perhaps was only looking for a piece of ass all night and it didn't matter who he ended up with.
Yeah, I agree men, damn if you do, damned if you don't.
This is also true for woman. Different situations than men, but still true.