I think blogging and masturbation are the two biggest forms of narcissism.
Think about it.
It's all about me, me, me.
Not that that's a bad thing.
Just sayin.
This is me. A blog about my daily life and slices-of-life. It's honest, it's funny, it's sad, it's witty, it's sarcastic, sometimes it's soapbox-ish, it sometimes rambles, sometimes it's artsy, sometimes it's dorky but, it is always honest and always me. (Which ever "me" decides to show up on that particular day.) Simply put, it's just my daily world that I'm trying to sort out the only way I know how, through words.
About Me
- Party Girl
- I am perpetually perky always optimistic yet slightly cynical. I am incredibly honest. I am honest, open, judgment free, and most importantly - honest. I'm a dork. I'm creative. I love trivia. I always have gum. I talk with my hands. I make faces at people. I'm sarcastic as hell. I adore vodka. And Beer. And wine. If it's fermented, I am probably a fan. I believe in laughing as often as possible. I am the girl next door. I am quick with a wink and a smile and a good laugh. Don't be hateful. This is my world, you're just visiting. I appreciate you stopping by.
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- email: I think we would be great friends.
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7 comments:
But when you masturbate aren't you thinking about other people? Sure you're getting yourself off, but you're not thinking about you getting yourself off. You're thinking about a big throbbing cock... or sloppy wet cunt, depending on your tastes.
I think blogging is a lot like wearing tight clothing -- I want people to look at and appreciate my bulge. You want people to appreciate your cleavage. It's almost the literary equivilent.
but that's what we want to read about - you, you, you!
I normally think about a thick, throbbing cock entering my sloppy wet, cunt actually. Or maybe just sucking on a big, thick, throbbing cock. I need a cold shower.
Will: mmmm, good question
Shawn: ah, *blushes* I can always do that!
Camilla: well that got a nice little throb out of me. Very well done.
Sorry, I have been naughty all day. I just need to go to the ladies room and masterbate!
Camilla: I say go for it. Sometimes a girl has to do what a girl has to do.
I've been known to a few times.
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