Thursday, January 12, 2006

cheesy pick-up line

I like my spaghetti like I like my women. Hot, naked, and buttered.

3 comments:

Kilt Trip said...

I'm going to remember that one. Too bad I can't quite apply it to my favorite...

I like my coffee like I like my women -

"Whipped and creamed."
"Bitter."
"Tied in a burlap sack and dragged through the Andes behind a donkey."
"First thing in the morning."
"Dribbling down my chin."

Just the ones I could think of off the top 'o my head.

Party Girl said...

Those were pretty good. I liked the "first thing in the morning" and "Dribbling down my chin"

How about:
strong and black,
Strong with a little bit of sugar
warm and in my hand
heavily creamed...okay I could come up as well.

AeroAangel said...

that's actually not that bad. if a guy said that to me at a bar, it would definitely get my attention...how long he kept that attention would all depend on what he said afterwards...heh.