Tuesday, January 31, 2006

question of the week: the five second rule

I've been told by my numerous male friends that upon seeing a woman for the first time, whether it be co-worker, friend, stranger passing by on the sidewalk, person serving you your daily coffee fix, if there is a conversation of, "hello" (in other words, five seconds or more of contact) you've imagined what it would be like to have sex with her.

true?

For me I don't know how long it takes, I'll time it next time, but it's whether or not I think the person is kissable. (It has to do with whether or not I want to kiss you, if I do, then my brain will go from there)

19 comments:

Will said...

5 seconds? Why would it take those guys that long?

wavslidn said...

I agree with Will - that decision is made before most guys even open their mouths.

Allen Forbis said...
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Party Girl said...

I think Allen cleared that up. And yes, I actually meant in terms of how. Is there really a woman a man wouldn't fuck? C'mon tell me what the circumstance of that would have to be.

Allen Forbis said...
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Party Girl said...

ok, well that's a good argument and quiet the visual.

Will said...

There are tons that I wouldn't. In fact, most of the ones I've known for longer than 5 seconds. Cause that's usually how long it takes for a woman to start telling you her life fuckin' story.

Wha? Sorry, gotta go. Satan is calling.

THE DUKE said...

Um, yeah - My thought process is right there with Will.

The ones that make it past the 5 seconds are the ones that you might actually listen to the life story in order to fuck. Its a Darwin type thing in a natural selection sort of way...

Party Girl said...

huh, so I would fall where...?

Jay said...

At one point in my life, many moons ago, I would agree wholeheartedly with this.

Nowadays, I need conversation beyond hello. I see and deal a lot with beautiful women I find attractive every day.

I need more than a pretty face before I even think of whether or not I want to fuck.

Party Girl said...

Jay: very mature. (good, boy)

Jay said...

*pats himself on head*

Woof!

*wags... tail*

Will said...

I didn't say good conversation wasn't wanted. I said it was nearly impossible to find.

Intense said...

...I think about what they are like in bed within the first minute.

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Ho-Me-G said...

I know that I'm late to this party, but when it comes to women I'd fuck, I can sum it up in two words: brains and boobs. And the more natural in both areas, the better.

Women I wouldn't fuck? Scrawny things with the body of an Ethiopian marathon runner. Bubble-gum-chewing "Well, yah!" chicks who, if I blew in their ear, would thank me for the refill. Women within 10 years of daughter's age. And women who wear make-up in the image of Tammy Faye. Ew.

Do I consciously and unconsciously undress every woman I see? Yep. Every one. Even the scrawny things. And then I'm left wondering how in the hell some guy gets into her... but then, there is someone for everyone.

Party Girl said...

Jay: roll over so I scratch your belly.

Will: I couldn't agree more. And here is the 64 million dollar question, why the hell is that so true?

Intense: yeah, I've been known to sit outside on my lunch break in the summer sun and come up with an image and a story with every man who crosses my path

Allen: Am I the one being spanked?

Ho-me-g: I spit on myself a little. An Etheopian marathon runner, getting a refill through her ear? Pretty much says it all and that would be my least favorite look. (and of course with a cigarette and a Starbuck in their hand)

to everyone: give me conversation. Good 'ol fashion conversation. Oh, and making me laugh so hard I spit on myself, that's good too.

AeroAangel said...

i have two genres of immediate thoughts...would i fuck this person? would i kiss this person? it's a fucked up madonna/whore scenario i realize, but more often i find that i'm more willing to fuck some people than I would be to kiss them...

and then...the first question can usually be found out as soon as they start talking...and if the second question even comes to mind at all after that...i stop thinking about the first question entirely. make sense? good...heh

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