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This is me. A blog about my daily life and slices-of-life. It's honest, it's funny, it's sad, it's witty, it's sarcastic, sometimes it's soapbox-ish, it sometimes rambles, sometimes it's artsy, sometimes it's dorky but, it is always honest and always me. (Which ever "me" decides to show up on that particular day.) Simply put, it's just my daily world that I'm trying to sort out the only way I know how, through words.
About Me
- Party Girl
- I am perpetually perky always optimistic yet slightly cynical. I am incredibly honest. I am honest, open, judgment free, and most importantly - honest. I'm a dork. I'm creative. I love trivia. I always have gum. I talk with my hands. I make faces at people. I'm sarcastic as hell. I adore vodka. And Beer. And wine. If it's fermented, I am probably a fan. I believe in laughing as often as possible. I am the girl next door. I am quick with a wink and a smile and a good laugh. Don't be hateful. This is my world, you're just visiting. I appreciate you stopping by.
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- question of the week: the five second rule
- observation of the day
- just askin': hey, who put the scarlet 'a' on my ch...
- theories: bad influences
- recommendation: glass toys
- letting it all out
- true confessions: sexcapade
- just sayin'
- inner dork
- cheesy pick up line
- I would like to take a moment and say,
- romantic gestures: the lean over
- 1-900 call a prisoner
- note to self:
- question of the week: what gets your motor runnin'?
- adorable freshman, mixed tapes, love letters, firs...
- romantic gestures: mixed tapes
- the girl that I am
- inner dork
- cheesy pick up line
- superpower
- question for the week: what kind of woman do you g...
- discovery of the day
- I've always said, only two things should happen in...
- it's all about the bullshit
- is it just me
- real, fake, who cares there boobs
- 1 homeless man + 5 married men = my saturday night
- waste not....
- why I love my job
- discovery of the day
- realization of the morning
- midget porn
- inner dork
- cheesy pick-up line
- true confessions: boobies
- back to the land of whatever or anyway
- be a man
- movie review: "Wedding Crashers"
- hello, sugar daddy?
- current distractions
- mmmm, stinky clean
- hi ho, hi ho, it's back to work I go
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- the land of whatever and anyway
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2 comments:
never thought about it that much...but now that you mention it...it is oddly amusing. Something else...more food for thought as it were, does it bother you that they put instructions on how to cook boxed pasta (ok, fine cook times, but actual instructions?) or how to use shampoo? who has never used shampoo before? who gets to be 24 (or fill in age here) and says man...i've never used *redneck voice* shampoo before...wonder how this here stuff works? maybe they got instructions on that there bottle. *end*
I amuse myself all the time with the directions they put on things. I agree, how stupid do you have to be, to be like, mm, soap? How do I use it? Lather, rinse, lather. Or is it rinse, lather, lather?
Have you noticed they've stopped writing some instructions out and only have pictures now to convey the image of the horrible death that will befall you if you use that bag as a toy?
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