Monday, January 16, 2006

real, fake, who cares there boobs

After the many comments on the boob post (go figure) it lead to the real vs. fake question.
Now, my boobs are real. However, should anything ever happen, cancer, accident ect., I would absolutely have implants put in. I would not hesitate to have surgery.
I love my breasts too much. It has nothing to do with society. It has to do with me and what I am comfortable with.
However, I would spend the money to have the best boob job I could find. Forget about the money. Think Jenna Jameson, good boob job.
The round discs that are put infront of the muscle, not behind the muscle where you can almost see the serial number on the silicone and you can see the scar where the girl is a size two, but somehow has DD boobs? Bad boob job.
Personally, fake boobs do nothing for me. I look at porn and look for the fake boobage. (As if this is a challenge)
If I had several kids and my boobs were hanging down to my knees, I would probably consider a lift. However, I'm not sure. I don't have kids and they currently aren't hanging at my knees, so I don't know for sure how I would feel.
But, if I should loose a breast to cancer? Absolutely. When I wake up from surgery I want an implant to be firmly in place. The reason? Psychological. My breast/s are gone. Am I still sexual? Am I still a woman? How does society view me? How would men view me? Would I be pointed at and laughed at behind my back because I am flat the person walking down the street doesn't know why? Does all that matter, unfortunately it does. However, ultimately it's about me.
I really love my breasts. I can't say or stress this enough. When I'm naked I stare at them in the mirror. I've woke up in the middle of a sex dream to find myself pulling on my nipple. When I go out on the weekend, it's about the cleavage.
The only thing I think I could compare this to in term of males, is testicles. If you were to loose both of your testicles, what would you do? Granted the society pressure on how your balls look, feel, ect. not really an issue. I don't see whole reality shows focused around ball implants. But, wouldn't you feel like less than man? Wouldn't you be self-conscious about this and wonder what the women you were with were thinking? Would you tell your other male friends that you lost a ball? Would you be afraid that they would make fun of you?
Personally, I love balls. I like playing with and sucking on them. However, I wouldn't know or care if there were one, two, three, or none until I got down there, and well frankly, if you had no balls, or one ball again, I wouldn't care. But, I'm sure you as a man would.
But, I am getting off the subject. So men (and women) real, fake, who cares there boobs. A cup, B cup, the bigger the better I want to get lost in the squishy pillow fleshy goodness so who cares if they are pert and perky or big and fleshy.

10 comments:

Pussycat said...

I'm consfused. Are you saying that Jenna Jameson has a good boob job? Either way, I think she's over-rated and her tits look ridiculous on her frame. In my opinion, she is the epitome of the size two with DD boobs.

Will said...

This post is useless...


...awww, you know the rest. My inbox is still empty, sweetheart. ;)

Intense said...

Tits are a beautiful thing. What's up with Will.

Party Girl said...

Pussycat: I would agree, she is the epitome, but, she has a good boob job. Are they fake? Hell yes. Did the Dr. do a good job? Hell yes. They aren't the round disks pushing through the too tight skin.

Will: huh, my inbox is still empty as well. And I've got one for you, just making you wait for it. (I know. I'm evil. Love me)

Will said...

I knew you were a tease.

Pussycat said...

Her surgeon did a much better job than most I've seen, but those things just look silly on her. They would look much better on a slightly larger framed body.

NTS- Consfused is not a word.

Kilt Trip said...

Yay boobs. Yeah, I'm a big fan.

If I lost a testicle, I don't think I'd really care, except for the lopsided gait I'd be forced to wake with. They work like a pendulum and keep ya balanced when you walk, dig?

If I lost both, the world would be a safer place.

Ho-Me-G said...

Mmmm... boobs...

Ho-Me-G said...

One more thing...

If my wife succumbed to gravity and her boobs got all saggy, I wouldn't care. I'd just be on my back on the shower floor, sucking on her nipples while she bathed.

Give me real and not fake any day. Real is hot. Fake is, well, fake.

Mmmm... boobs...

wavslidn said...

Once again, Will has taken the words out of my mouth ... I am waiting anxiously!